Hazel London: LIVE from Bella Noche!

This is sending me…like the production level 💀

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

Happy indigenous peoples day!

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

Mean sibling

He’ll spare the rest of us if we give him the person that’s… the blackest.

3Peat Presents: The Blackening (2018)

Top 10 Twitter thread in history

Elephants come running when they hear their fave person calling

Omg 😭

GOALSSSS

It do be like that.

Charities/organisations to avoid:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )

The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )

Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )

^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups

Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.

A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org

Signal boosting, the bell ringers are out in force, and this info is too important.

Kavanaugh Hearings

He keeps sipping that damn water. Your mouth ain’t that damn dry. Yo ass is nervous. Ol shaky ass hands and aggressive tone at times. Somebody bring his ass a pool. 🙄

Continuously pushing his tongue in his cheek, sipping to gulping that damn water, sniffing and “crying” with no tears. We don’t even need to hear from a body language expert for this shit.

10. His 10-year-old daughter kneeling down to pray.

Getting loud, interruptive, rude, and belligerent. Why so uptight, Brett 🤔

His own wife don’t even buy that shit…

If you aren’t up to speed with what’s been said so far:

Sen. Leahy: “In your yearbook, you talked about drinking sexual exploits and drinking in the yearbook? Aren’t these you words?” *points to the oversized caption of his yearbook page*

Kavanaugh: “I worked really hard in academics and was #1 in my class. I played sports. I was head of varsity. I ran track. I volunteered at a soup kitchen and tutored disabled kids with the church—”

Leahy: “Does this yearbook—”

Kavanaugh: “LET ME FINISH! LET ME FINISH!”

Leahy: “Does this yearbook reflect—" 

Kavanaugh: “NO! NO! LET ME FINISH!”

Leahy: “…Does this yearbook reflect your academics and reflect your respect for women? Answer the question straightforwardly. Don’t filibuster it.”

Kavanaugh: “Uhh. The editors of the yearbook decided to put that farce together.”

Lindsey Graham had a whole ass “teary eyed” whiny meltdown and threatened future Democrat noms and Republicans who vote against Kavanaugh. Talking bout, “He’s just as much of a victim as Dr. Christine Ford. Y’all tryna treat him like Bill Cosby.” I need to either find or type that transcript of all the shit he just said. 

Antime you see the brackets, it means Lindsey was turning in his seat either looking at the Dem. Senators or Kavanaugh. Here’s his meltdown:

Sen. Lindsey Graham: “If you [Democrats] wanted an FBI investigation, you could’ve came to us [Republicans]! What you want to do is destroy this guy’s life, hold this seat open, and hope you win 2020! YOU SAID THAT! You got nothing to apologize for {Kavanaugh]. When you see Sotomoyer and Kagan, tell them Lindsey voted for them. I will NEVER do to them, what you [Democrats] have done to this guy [Kavanaugh]. It is the most unethical sham since I’ve been in politics. Are you a gang rapist?”

Kavanaugh: “No.”

Graham: “I cannot imagine what you and your family have gone through. Boy y’all [Democrats] want power and I hope y’all don’t get it. I hope the American people can see through this sham. You had no intention in protecting Dr. Ford. She is as much a victim as you are [Kavanaugh]. I hate to say it because these are my friends. This isn’t a job interview. This is hell. You’ve interacted with professional women all your life. Not one accusation! You’re supposed to be Bill Cosby when you’re a junior and senior in high school, and all of a sudden you got over it. It’s been my understanding if you drug and rape women for two years, you probably don’t stop. Ashley, you should be happy that you raised a daughter who had a good character to pray for Ford. ”

I can’t type out the rest. My fucking head hurts…

Just look at this interaction. 

Once Sen. Grassley interrupted Sen. Richard Durbin and caused him to take those glasses off….Biiiiiitch. He was prepared to promptly drag him and Kavanaugh’s ass. 

So basically the Dems are interrogating Kavanaugh and the Republicans are giving statements acting as Kavanaugh’s attornies to “clear his name.” Got it. 🙃

Kamala Harris be ready and asking some good ass questions. “Do you believe it’s possible to be friends with some women and treat other women badly?” 

Plus peep this:

Thought I was the only one. I was thinking that from the moment Kavanaugh gave that lame ass opening speech. That stare she gave the whole time… Do some telekinetic shit or cast a spell, Phoebe. Something.