The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

Moste Goode Boys

I’m here for it! I encourage it.. the hell a Yorkie gone do for you?????

Just wait til I get my good boys.

Good girls can protect too!

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total lost. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict

WHEN IT SCRATCHED IT’S HEAD I LOST IT

@sleepytime-moga

@sleepyslothmage

bojack: *says something stupid in an interview*

princess caroline, knowing she’ll have to do damage control:

 + bonus

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

did u buy it with money

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

We tried to recreate the Squidward dabbing meme but we got something a lot more threatening

@wittyworm @meganemango

please look at this gem me and my friends saw at universal 

Kangaroo has the kid tucked in their pants. 

The wolves have a baby sheep. 

first and last scenes - seasons 1 to 5

More and more people who have had their dance moves stolen by fortnite are coming out saying how pissed they are by it. Especially since there’s nothing giving them credit and no royalties from the ones they’re selling.

Sources.

Let’s be real. Nothing new about companies profiting off of shit black people create without giving any credit. I still play fortnite but they are wrong.

Since this is actually getting notes please reblog this version showing proof so people can know that these people aren’t happy at all and we can at least give them credit for their creations.

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

What in the everloving fuck? I woke up today thinking that it was going to be a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I could sleep in for an extra hour. Then this fucking post shows up and I am suddenly reliving that traumatic moment in an Imax theater where I balled my eyes out in front of 100 strangers. Fuck you.

Okay thanks