me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

Headcanon: When Harry gets his first place after Hogwarts that actually has more than one floor, he comes home after getting a load of boxes to find Hermione using a sledgehammer on the drywall beneath the stairs. And Ron’s like, “Look, mate, I borrowed this stuff from my dad, I’ve got a DRILL and a - what’s it called again, Hermione?” “A stud finder.” “Right, one of those, and we’re going to fix your stairs.” Harry’s like, “But there’s nothing wrong with them.” “Yes, Harry, there is.” Harry’s just sort of standing there in total bewilderment while Hermione totally demolishes the wall. “We couldn’t have done that with magic?” “No, Harry, this is personal. You two take this mess out to the skip.” And then Harry stands around a while longer and Hermione puts in support beams in the appropriate places so the stairs don’t fall in, and Ron’s very excited about using the stud finder even though Hermione won’t let him use the drill. When they’re finished, Harry has this set of shelves. So he says, still completely confused, “I thought we picked this place because it had loads of storage.” And Hermione says, “Go get some of my books. I know it’s just shelves, but it’s not a bloody cupboard.”

And every time Harry moves for the rest of his life, Ron and Hermione are there on moving day and they knock out anything under the stairs, even if it’s just a wall. Hermione reads a lot of books. Ron learns to use a miter saw and a carpenter’s square and practices the nail hammering spell until he can do it perfectly on the first try. And sometimes it isn’t very practical but it looks nice…

And sometimes, when they all get older and have children, it’s cozy and has a purpose…

And eventually Hermione gets the trick of there being nothing under the stairs at all…

Which is the story of how Harry Potter never lived in a house with a cupboard under the stairs again for the entire rest of his life.

Quality post.

That is such a sweet/cool idea

And the fact that Ron and Hermione just thought of it and did it for him. And it becomes a tradition which is all the more special for the unspoken reason behind it.

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

Amazing!

An angel

It’s beautiful how people with autism are typically so much more spatially advanced…my little cousin has memorized all the freeway systems in California and he’s like 9

From memory…. Let that sink in…I barely remember myself

WHAT omfg that’s so amazing!

Omg I watched this documentary years ago and I was just completely floored! This guy is beyond amazing! What no one mentioned is that this drawing is unbelievably accurate and proportionally to scale. He has the exact number of windows, floors, doors, etc on each building. And someone measured it and everything was to scale and geographically correct. On all of his drawings he has the exact number right even from just looking at a building for two minutes.

What’s even more amazing is that he used to be almost completely nonverbal and through his art he’s been able to become completely independent and self-sufficient and is now a successful artist who owns his own gallery where he sells his drawings and people come from all over to buy his art. He is fully verbal and communicative and most people who meet him don’t even realize that he has autism.

This dude is literally the coolest most incredible guy ever!

Oh and I forgot to add that he did this drawing in under five days (it might have even been three days but I can’t remember)!

Here are a few of his drawings

Like I said, this dude is fucking amazing.

@paintedcowboy

I had seen the top part of this post, but not the rest of his work.

Thank you.

Whoa, amazing

Reblogging because he’s awesome!!!

never seen the rest of it omg the London ones are gorgeous!

Some facts you need to know about the greatest anime character of all time!

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

today on tunes i’d like to present: THIS JAUNTY FELLOW 

it’s incredibly important to include the information that this is a fully-bearded fellow in a three-piece brown suit apparently giving this performance in a suit store.

reading ur old writing

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

Draw your squad.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

“FRET NOT BIG STRANG MAN! I’M NOT CRAZY!”

do you love the color of the sky?

This goes against the Geneva Conventions and I will have your head for it

are you referring to this?

wait wtf wtaf when i look at the post i can see him

but when i go to reblog

he fucking disappears

@the-real-ted-cruz i am very confused what kind of dark magic is this

………………….i don’t have an answer for that…..

Never forget to bring this up when someone tries to defend IGNs credibility.

They scored a literal dumpster fire higher then the MLP movie.

The mlp movie isn’t some brilliant work of art, but it’s a fundamentally competent production. The emoji movie is nothing. This is outrageous.

MLP is a feel-good movie.

It’s the sort of thing you watch and get a warm and fuzzy nostalgic high off how much it pays tribute 80s and 90s animation where the roots of MLP are.

Not ground breaking but a solid 8/10 at the least and a blast to sit down and enjoy, especially with the high-quality animation and music.

It was also one of our last bastions of hope regarding 2D animated mainstream movies. It was fucking *gorgeous* with that animation and movement.

What did The Emoji Movie offer us? Nothing. Nothing original, insightful, or even visually interesting.

THIS

The movie was gorgeous and will forever respect it had the balls to use more traditional style 2D animation at a time when full CGI still rules big-budget animation.

Pinkie’s cuteness alone makes me want to finally see it.

They did a beautiful bringing out her character with expressions that are somehow both over-the-top and cute at the same time

Personally Tempest Shadow’s performance/animation just sold this movie for me.

I was told that the models for this movies had a RIDICULOUS amount of frames for each turn around.  Rather than just sliding the features around on the face to give the illusion of 3 dimentions the characters had individual face shapes to flow between to make the turns SUPER smooth on every angle.

Having seen the movie I believe this 100%.  Was it overkill?  Possibly, but damn it looked GOOD.

It’s funny. I remember Lauren Faust one time commenting about how media targeted specifically for women or young girls are criticized more harshly than those made for boys. And here we are.

Also of note, it’s unknown officially what the exact budget for the film was but it’s said to be around 8 to 30 million dollars, the usual minimum budget for a theatrical animated feature these days is around 50 million to 65 million dollars. The fact that they managed to make the movie look this good on such a small budget is an amazing accomplishment (also the animators worked overtime through 7 day weeks towards the end of production to get the film finished on time).

There’s also the fact that while the film does include celebrities voicing the newer characters, the main cast from the show have all their original voice actresses/actors from the TV series, something that is extremely rare for big screen cartoon adaptations as they usually just recast the main characters.

I know everyone is entitled to their opinion and that this film isn’t perfect, but come on! It at least deserves more respect than The Emoji Movie!

All of this ^

Seeing the Emoji movie get rated high is genuinely making me pissed the more I think about it.

Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

Love this!

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER

THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES

repressed lesbian teen culture is averting your eyes when you pass a lingerie store

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

Do you know him?

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