me and BB-8 have a lot in common, i too would travel the galaxy just to find oscar isaac
who needs broadway when every trip in my car is a one-woman production of hamilton starring me as everyone
i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone
“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???
the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”
this is a song called “im so tired” *starts screaming for 20 hours straight*
this fuckin election is so wild
we’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about it
we’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, colored, gay, and female, who’s an open socialist and calls out republican bullshit constantly
we’ve got like fifteen interchangeable republican candidates who are all equal parts unremarkable and pieces of shit
we’ve got Donald Trump, an openly racist/sexist/homophobic man who basically just wants to strip everyone of their rights
and finally we have Mr. Deez Nuts
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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight
also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual
better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore
that’s how this works right
In between breaths we are all dead.
this rly speaks to me
the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh
I can’t believe this is back
I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized
navy: it was a test missile
me: why the fuck you lyiinn 👽 why you always lyinnnn 👽 mmmmmmmoh my god 👽 stop fucking lying 👽👽👽
DIOR HOMME par Kris van Assche | FW 2015/16
wait hamilton is a musical i just thought tumblr was being fucking weird about one of our founding fathers