my friend: ur not even chill and dope like that at all bro !

me:

my friend: oh shit my bad im a stupid fucking idiot

happy new year 🍋🐖🎉

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Happy birthday, every horse in the northern hemisphere!

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....

*unskrinkies you*

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

More pics from that day

Ferdinand von Reznicek - Polterabend (1908)

It’s rot in your bedroom Sunday

Hello some of you are very much depressed……

People saying rot in your bed week / month. I’m very sorry I’m sending you my love and I hope you feel better soon.

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

like??

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

Fun fact: I've taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I'm not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I'm not NOT saying that.