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Skip to the ending, do I end up happy?

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A personal blog featuring stuff and things I like. Sometimes NSFW, but always tagged.  29
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Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

Very cute! Snakes can drink water in a more normal-looking way - but the cup setup is a little awkward, and anyway lots of snakes like to be a bit silly with it! I have several who like to drink water exclusively with their heads resting on the bottom of their water bowls!

I want to stick my entire head in a jar of water and for people to see the amount of water slowly decrease as I chug silently

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redbuddi

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

  • Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

  • Jetpacks
  • Aliens
  • Instant Hypnosis
  • Machines that put you in the computer
  • Realistic hologram technology
  • Were-Cats
  • Meteors made of Gold
  • Self-Aware AI
  • Underground Egypt Cult
  • Cthulhu
  • Soul-Sucking Triangles
  • Transylvania, PA
  • Moon Resort
  • Magical Space Guardians
  • Transgender Potion
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • Warlocks
  • Ghosts
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little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

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immortalfool

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

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oldschoolfrp

Mind flayer using psionic attack, by Tom Wham from the AD&D Monster Manual, TSR, 1977.

d&d 3.5e-5e art: Epic Fantasy Arte

d&d 3e art: same but weirder

ad&d 2e art: stuff that looks like things a drug dealer obsessed with led zeppelin would paint on his van

everything earlier, including this: editorial cartoons from the Neverwinter Herald

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thesituation

“i don’t owe anyone anything” is one of the most incredibly callous and damaging phrases to enter popular vernacular. you owe everyone kindness and consideration, always. understand the idea of a social contract. you cannot reap the benefits of human society and interaction while maintaining such a cold and thankless attitude about it. i mean you can but you’d be a bad person for it

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slitherpunk

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

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jsketch12

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

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greeniery

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

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it is genuinely insane how much people focus on parents in the debate about trans rights and health care. like fundamentally trans youth are not considered human beings, they’re just proxies for their parents to either demonstrate how brave they are for not being transphobic, or to show the world how bigoted and backwards they are. like the trans youth in question are not talked about as real people, it’s always their fucking parents

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vang0bus

cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know

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"now you're part of the found family" but as horror. discuss

imagine just wanting to be friends, but they start subtly treating you like you were their child, and it's nice at first, but as time goes on it starts feeling patronizing and smothering, like you're not an adult.

imagine being a woman and finding yourself slowly turning into the caretaker of people your age or even older without really realizing until you can't leave because what would they do without you?

imagine hanging around some people you would barely call "friends", much less "family", but since you have nowhere else to go, you stay, lulled by security, and at some point it dawns on you: you're their pet.

Ppl in the comments saying this is how people treat you when you’re autistic: yes this is exactly the vibe I was going for

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rabbit-exe

dude who’s an SCP solely because he’s so normal nothing anomalous works on him. scp 173 doesn’t move whether or not he’s looking at it because “that’s just a statue, dude, what do you mean it killed eight people it can’t even MOVE”. hes put in 682′s chamber and it tries to bite him but just. completely fails to injure him in any way. meanwhile he’s like “aw neat monster animatronic”. if you hit him normally with a normal bus he will die but if an scp is driving the bus he will not

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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beebzah

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

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