Narcissistic Cannibal

“I am my brother’s keeper …”

Original Caption: A USMC M1A1 provides overwatch for departing V-22 Osprey’s

[SUPER COVERT MILITARY FLIRTING]

My phone is a asshole.

age of ultron quotes + animation

64 variations of the Walt Disney Pictures intro. From The Black Cauldron (1985) to Cinderella (2015). Including some variations from trailers. (click in the pictures to zoom and read the captions)

When I find myself in times of trouble Gordon Ramsay comes to me Speaking words of wisdom

me: hoe don’t do it

hoe:

me: oh my god

Mums can be sexy too.

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny