Collector of Cat Butt Mugs

@astringofpearls / astringofpearls.tumblr.com

30-something. Someone’s mom. Rambling and memes.

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please guys we need to get this post to people who cant read so "something else" wins because they use their phone

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

#patients but yeah…

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#I would do horrendous things for a decent night of sleep

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ghostlight-prod

mostly-funnytwittertweets

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i might have just done something great

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(this story will continue tomorrow.)

CONTINUED:

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That's the end! I hope you enjoyed this mini-series. :]

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ultrainfinitepit

Dande-Lion Angel to celebrate springtime

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I’ve been reading ✨spicy books✨ for about a year now and I’ve learned a lot about myself…

For example, I fucking hate the word “heady.”

#but also if an ancient fae warrior came along I would leave my husband immediately

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selfhealingmoments

[ID: Printed words reading: “Come On, Motherfucker, You Survived! You’ve Got To Give Yourself A Break.” The word “Survived” is in red and cursive, with a star streaking over it. /end ID]

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gnarlystarships

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

#someone suggested I trade in my Subaru and get a Tesla #it was met with a hearty Yeah I don’t think so

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🌷 Kawaii Shop 🌷

Use code "TUMBLR" for a discount

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Anonymous asked:

did you actually dissect a frog in school?

yes (usamerican)

yes (non-usamerican)

no (usamerican)

no (non-usamerican)

apolladay answered:

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gallusrostromegalus

qsycomplainsalot

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put together ur mall outfit and ill assign you a gender

each piece comes from a different store that can be found at my local mall and possibly yours!! one question is timed. one result image features alcohol/smoking.

let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit

op turn on your location I just wanna talk

that’s it, I’ve hit my peak in life

I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!

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astringofpearls

Fuck yes

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