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I'm comin for you Bill

@billmurraysstalker / billmurraysstalker.tumblr.com

A leopard can't change it's spots. Or a lightbulb. Or pants. Stop asking leopards to do things!
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Hmmm….now this is a challenge. Imaginative. ;) @ms-woodsworld @daisies-in-thedark @winemeup49 @isingthebodyelectric926

I was tagged by three BEAUTIFUL ladies, @asubssoul2013, @memoryanddesire-stirring and @i-am-forever-his-girl And Hmmm….one word to describe me I guess would be….Sweet :)

@winemeup49 you are very sweet and I suppose the best word to describe me is inquisitive. I’ll tag @lovelaughorgasam @unbridledawakenings & @eyes-forever-blue

I would say unique: how about you now? @winksandasmile @alice215685 @domin8d1 @bjbunn @missbrattling @luvleebx

This is a hard one for me 🤔 I guess I’d say unpredictable. What say you @metalgreg @imnorsingaround @hissexydisaster @davieboy10 @undoneinpoetry @jor-3l @wolfman6837

Hhhmm I’ll go with different. Now it’s your turn! @piratejay133, @lostandfuct @princess-of-lustful-love @palmdude63 @italianbikerdom

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tomservo579

Hmm….mercurial I think. I want to know about @dhag24 @zippy64 & @billmurraysstalker

@thispageisahorcrux

Developing?

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salon
If there’s on thing the past several months have proven, it’s that predicting the end of Donald Trump’s campaign is a fool’s errand. But if I were in the business of making such predictions, there might be no demise more fitting than if Trump were nailed to Ted Cruz’s cross by the likes of Rush Limbaugh.
Limbaugh, along with Mark Levin, another of the right’s leading talkers, criticized Trump on Monday for maybe the first time ever, and you know it must have hurt their blackened little hearts to do so. Their ire stemmed from some comments Trump made over the weekend, in which he called Cruz a “maniac” who has alienated his Senate colleagues by haranguing and screaming at them all the time. “You can’t walk into the Senate and scream and call people liars, and not be able to cajole and get along with people,” Trump said. “He’ll never get anything done, and that’s the problem with Ted.”
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wilwheaton

Because criticizing Ted Cruz is when Trump goes too far for these assholes. Because of course it is.

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You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

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banksy inspired resturant

cashier: welcome to McImperialism how may i deliver our "food" to you
customer: yeah hi uh i'll have the... "This Chicken Was Breed In A Lab And Is Unnatural" sandwich with a side of "These Are Made Of Sawdust" Fries and a "This Drink Is Not Actual Diet And Is Damaging Your Teeth" cola
cashier: would you like bbq, ketch or our "Frowny" sauce?
customer: what's in the frowny sauce
cashier: my script says "Video Games Are Desensitizing Children To Violence" but i think it's like ranch and ketchup
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