Forbidden rat: possums

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Reblog if you want Jaime Lee Curtis to come punch your local homophobe

🎶 Activia 🎶

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"

Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

spend less on wigs

No

1993 / 2022

Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM

They’re all hotter?

They’re all hotter.

They ARE all hotter

There's something so unironically funny about the fact that Tumblr is latching onto Jonathan Harker, a character from a work of fiction from 1897, as their new blorbo. Like there are all of these new, exciting pieces of media and Tumblr is like, no, I want the dumbass with a paprika intolerance and unhealthy dedication to his real estate career

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.

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that head is devoid of all thought, filled only with more peanuts.

not up for debate y’all

Ed

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 1x08 we gull way back

+ stede’s lip wobble

Any episode of TOS, really

nathan foad retweeted a lucius in the walls joke its canon until proven otherwise