im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
I'm curious let's go
My tumblr icon is me, my discord icon is Princess Leia. There's no contest here.
They…they QUILTED a lenticular print.
AND THE FRAME
Muad’Dib’s Bogus Journey
^^this is the best one by far tbh
Dune 2: Muad'Dune
get jellie’d loser
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Damn.
KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.
We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).
A city without well-maintained restrooms is a city where many of the chronically ill cannot leave their homes, and where the homeless are criminalized for bodily functions. If I had a nickel for every day I haven’t gone somewhere with friends because I didn’t know the bathroom situation, I’d have enough to put in a sock and beat a couple of billionaires to death.
I literally can't visit Seattle anymore for this reason. I am glad I didn't move there.
American Restroom Association does a lot of good advocacy for things like this, and Project for Sanitation Justice maps out public toilets in the San Diego area. This article has a few more suggestions for places to start.
And for the people who seem convinced that leaving bathrooms open 24/7 is dangerous, you know what else is dangerous? Cholera.
Other people who need public restrooms:
If you're on the Seattle waterfront, the ferry terminal on Pier 52 has public restrooms. The upstairs ones (passenger level) are open from 5am-midnight, and the ones on the auto level are around 8am-8pm.
what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years
My longest are just shy of twenty years, and I have tons in the 15-10 year range.
@malepresentingleg 💝💖💗💗💗💞💖💞💖💞
I met two of my very best friends online in 2004, both in situations stemming from the very besotted fandom that sprung up around Alfred Molina in Spider-Man 2. I've lived with one for over a decade now. I'm going to Scotland with the other one this fall to celebrate our 20th Friendsiversary.
Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.
the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together is one of my greatest sources of happiness
the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together to face a future of cancer-ridden pain is one of my greatest sources of sadness
Wilson recovers, though.
His cancer is part of a pattern that happened throughout the show: House, the diagnostics guy, got misdiagnosed pre-series, but figured it out himself and did not die, though he easily could have. Cuddy, the endocrinologist, suffered endocrine system problems and couldn’t conceive a child. She still got one. Foreman, neurologist: Brain disease! He recovered fully. Cameron, immunologist: Exposed to HIV. Did not contract it. Chase, intensive care specialist: Stabbed! Wound up in intensive care. Recovered.
The pattern is that they all are affected by whatever they specialize in, and they all, in one way or another, overcome it. So of course the oncologist gets cancer; that’s how the show works. It also means he goes into remission, because that is also how the show works.
Dude… DUDE this is the only time I have EVER actually believed that maybe Wilson didn’t die… I can’t believe I never realized any of this before. Wow wow wow wow
ok, this is extremely good from a “I refuse to accept sad canon outcomes” but also also EXTREMELY funny from the perspective of wilson reaching the 3month mark and then… not dying.
and then the 6mon mark, and he’s… feeling better, actually. this is twice as long as he ever expected, but he can’t be SAFE. this is just LUCK that’s gonna run OUT.
and by two years he’s sweating guilty bullets because house OBLITERATED his WHOLE LIFE and faked his DEATH to be with wilson for the last 3mon of his life, and now they’re FIVE YEARS IN, and house can NEVER GO BACK TO HIS FAMILY because he’s SO FUCKED over this ONE DECISION, and it’s ALLLLL wilson’s fault!!!!
meanwhile house is sipping mai thais, setting up illegal accounts in the caymens, and learning to forge his own documents cuz the ones he keeps buying down the street are really shoddy and he thinks he can slip a joke about his dick size onto his passport without anyone noticing.
he’s having the time of his LIFE.
I didn’t watch House all the way to the end what the fuck happened
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Extra predictions: Evangenical Trumpers will get REALLY weird 3 days later, waiting outside Mar-A-Lago to see if the stone rolls back.
How did you choose your tattoo placement?
- I don’t have tattoos
- I don’t have tattoos (yet!)
- with a tattoo artist in consultations
- with a friend/ family member/ loved one
- someone else chose for me
- secret 5th option that I haven’t thought of
My tattoo replaced a memento I had to cut off.
Sauron: *rapidly flipping though the manual* Treebeard: Hoooom, I told you, they are not in there.
Presenting my complete list of Fake Statement Ideas (with some revisions since last time), part 1:
