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Mercin's never easy, Unless you're me!

@crimson-comedian / crimson-comedian.tumblr.com

All the goings on of the world of Mutant kind, and the life and times of everyones favorite merc with a mouth.....DEADPOOL......Thats me!
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this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

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(As much as I love the pair, I cant honestly ship em, so in lier of a TRUE "MORNING AFTER" Im going on the idea that its the morning after a REALLY bad drunken stupor for both of them.) "I'm sore in such WEIRD places....."

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    I’m not surprised, dude You threw yourself out of my window claiming you could fly.

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“Alcohol induced hyper-dimensional 4thwall fuckery…… Just be happy I didn’t go on  my tyrade about How Doctor Strange is really a British Dragon“

“You want some junk food? I need something for this hangover.”

“Depends.... are you still packing dollar ramen, or have you upgraded?“

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(As much as I love the pair, I cant honestly ship em, so in lier of a TRUE "MORNING AFTER" Im going on the idea that its the morning after a REALLY bad drunken stupor for both of them.) "I'm sore in such WEIRD places....."

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    I’m not surprised, dude You threw yourself out of my window claiming you could fly.

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“Hmmm….. Was after I put on this yellow rubber glove? I distinctly remember cussing out a big Purple chin………“

“Yeah. You said something about that guy from Jonah Hex – what was that about?”

“Alcohol induced hyper-dimensional 4thwall fuckery...... Just be happy I didn’t go on  my tyrade about How Doctor Strange is really a British Dragon“

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"Hey Neen, saw your new book, seems you've been holdin' up well!"

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   *slides the copy of 50 Sades Darker she’d left on the coffee table under a cushion*

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, Wade… ”

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“You put together a new crew after…. well…. you know, the nerve for money?”
Wade scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
“Since when were you afraid of D class jewelry?”

“Yeah. Outlaw and Dimondback. It’s nice to have some girl friends for once, if I’m honest,” she said. “Topaz is… someone who’s after me. She can switch off powers.”

“Huh….. So you’re fighting Eraserhead? I mean, it could be worse….. You could have Doctor Doom on your ass… Lemme tell yoU NOT FUN…….“

“Yeah I think I’d rather have Doctor Doom at this point.”

“The heck is so bad? So you miss a few of your shots, instead of bullseyes 24/7. You can manage without, I’ve SEEN you do it before.“

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(As much as I love the pair, I cant honestly ship em, so in lier of a TRUE "MORNING AFTER" Im going on the idea that its the morning after a REALLY bad drunken stupor for both of them.) "I'm sore in such WEIRD places....."

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    I’m not surprised, dude You threw yourself out of my window claiming you could fly.

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“Hmmm..... Was after I put on this yellow rubber glove? I distinctly remember cussing out a big Purple chin.........“

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"Hey Neen, saw your new book, seems you've been holdin' up well!"

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   *slides the copy of 50 Sades Darker she’d left on the coffee table under a cushion*

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, Wade… ”

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“You put together a new crew after…. well…. you know, the nerve for money?”
Wade scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
“Since when were you afraid of D class jewelry?”

“Yeah. Outlaw and Dimondback. It’s nice to have some girl friends for once, if I’m honest,” she said. “Topaz is… someone who’s after me. She can switch off powers.”

“Huh..... So you’re fighting Eraserhead? I mean, it could be worse..... You could have Doctor Doom on your ass... Lemme tell yoU NOT FUN.......“

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"Hey Neen, saw your new book, seems you've been holdin' up well!"

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   *slides the copy of 50 Sades Darker she’d left on the coffee table under a cushion*

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, Wade… ”

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“I think you do, but lets leave your extracurricular out of this. Last I checked We’re supposed to be PG-13. Hows life been treating my favorite albino?“

“I mean, aside from Topaz scaring the ever loving shit out of me? …Pretty good. My new crew are the best.”

“You put together a new crew after.... well.... you know, the nerve for money?”

Wade scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

“Since when were you afraid of D class jewelry?”

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"Hey Neen, saw your new book, seems you've been holdin' up well!"

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Image

   *slides the copy of 50 Sades Darker she’d left on the coffee table under a cushion*

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, Wade… ”

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“I think you do, but lets leave your extracurricular out of this. Last I checked We’re supposed to be PG-13. Hows life been treating my favorite albino?“

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