It's nearly 3am and I just had the most worldshaking epiphany: Anakin Skywalker is only nine years older than Han Solo. This is important for several reasons (one of which is "oh my god Anakin is a BABY when he has kids") but the most important is that obviously now there has to be an AU where Anakin was never Vader and instead he just peaced out of the Jedi order and became like a bounty hunter or something but my money is on smuggler bc pilot, and also because where I'm heading with this is an AU where Han and Anakin are, like, familiar with each other before Han ever gets involved w Luke and Leia and the rebellion. Like, they're acquaintances. Frenemies. Business associates, idk.

Will add more later

tfw you meet your fiancee's dad and 1. you've swindled him multiple times, 2. you've made out with him even more than that

Anakin calls obi wan to be like "so you know that absolute himbo i used to do crime with every so often and also make out sometimes? He's dating my daughter now" and obi wan is like "from the bottom of my heart, you deserve this and I'm thrilled it's happening"

everyone shut up and look at this CHONKY snake in the outer worlds

[Description: Video of a 3D snake from the game Outer Worlds slithering back and forth around some foliage. The snake is incredibly wide; they’d almost be perfectly slug shaped were it not for the little snake head on the front. Audio is the sound of running water, like from a river. End description.]

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

TSUCHINOKO REAL

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

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I made a birthday card for our graphic designer at work and I'm so proud of it, its the ugliest and worst designed thing ever and its beautiful

And you're just not gonna show it?

Oh yeah here u go lol

OK so this is amazing but you’ll probably also get slapped for this, and you will deserve it

Scotland is not boring

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

Absolute banger

WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP??????

This is Clanadonia

What the video doesn’t quite capture is that when you’re this close, their drumming feels kind of like being punched in the chest. When they’re playing on the street like this, every other busker in a 500m radius just goes and has a tea break, because there’s no point in trying to be heard over Clanadonia.

What the Summoning Dark says. They used to play outside the Thistles in Stirling when I was at Uni there pretty regular like, and you could basically hear them anywhere in the old town center.

hmmm if you were the subject of a horror movie what would the symbolic imagery or recurring themes in it be for you... mine would be paralyzing guilt, slugs, one last bite of food left on a plate, fire at a distance

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

Fuit gummy

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

Thank you for context!

MOLTEN ROSES

Liquid flowers are the most delicate form of flora, believed by many to not even exist. They congeal from seeds cast into small bodies of water, then bubble to the surface as unstable jets of color and fragrance. Each spherical petal instantly bursts into vapor upon contact with the atmosphere, preventing these frail beings from surviving more than a few seconds in the wild.

Human beings have never been fond of such ephemerality, however, and the bottle in your hands is a testament to this. It appears to have once been an apothecary jar, but the previous owner replaced its lid with a complex vacuum-sealing mechanism. It has two primary intake tubes: one to allow the injection of water, and another for seeds. This allows it to serve as something between an aquarium and a garden, preventing the death of any liquid flowers within.

The body of the bottle contains just over a liter of well-preserved molten roses, which, according to the label, have remained somewhat stable for several decades now. As you admire its contents, whorls of cloudy carnelian press against the glass, interspersed with curlicues of darkness. There appears to be no clear water left inside, only a shifting murk of scarlet ooze.

Several deep scars can be seen along the inner surface of the container. Upon closer observation, there are what appear to be thorns throughout the fluid, following a repetitive, elliptical current. It seems that the roses inside have grown restless, and are working together to claw their way out.

http://www.northofreality.com/tales/2015/9/28/molten-roses-a-remix

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Started to wipe off make up and I liked it honestly

Surolam: Dahlia, you’re clearly not a Light Magister. I pronounce you a Mimic.

Dahlia: [head starts spinning as blasphemy pours out] HOW DID YOU KNOOOOOW

Surolam. You have a nose, sweetheart.