shoplifting tip

they cant arrest you if you pay for the items you steal

I know this isn’t a serious show, but, this really spoke to me.

2017 is so wild people are telling their dying loved ones fake news so they can pass peacefully

There’s more to life than books you know but not much more.

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

Inktober day 9 Elizabeth Bennet “I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”

how many puns can you make about caesar’s death?

eh, two?

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

do Not try to stop them

the only advice you’ll ever need

Americans: Have you ever had dealings with Russia?

Every person in Trump’s administration:

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

weenie no bun