Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

me reblogging memes about having a man even though I don’t have a man

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

Current mood…

Kinda depressed. Kinda horny.

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

A praying mantis ghostwrote this

Out Of It // The Story So Far

(via youwereazephyr)

i don’t need someone who sees the good in me, i want someone who sees the bad and still wants me