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@kabauble / kabauble.tumblr.com

California. Multi-fandom blog. The 100. Harry Potter. Gilmore Girls. Star Wars. Stranger Things. The Office. Game of Thrones. And anything else that strikes my fancy that week.
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voyagerprobe

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

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systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

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ursulaklegun

I’m compelled by stories where the characters suffer a lot, but only if there’s catharsis in the end. If they just die without ever getting to recover I’m OUT because what’s the fucking purpose then? Voyeurism? Bye

But happy endings are literally SOOO boring

So are you

The three most boring kinds of endings:

-I refuse to tell you the ending, you have to ~decide for yourself~! -And then they woke up. -And it was all miserable and pointless and nothing got fixed and nothing was better and everybody died or lived morosely ever after, now stay awake all night contemplating the futility of life and feeling shitty so I can masturbate to the idea that i have made Powerful Art.

Protip: it doesn’t take any skill or insight to make people feel bad. Just like it doesn’t take any skill to refuse to come up with an ending and make the reader decide, or to handwave all the questions of the narrative by saying they were never real at all. What takes skill is to gather together all your woven threads and knot them in a way that won’t unravel, that completes the narrative, satisfies the reader, and makes sense under scrutiny. That can be bittersweet sometimes! Characters can sacrifice a lot for their ending! It doesn’t have to be rainbows and kittens! But if the ending makes readers wish they hadn’t invested emotional energy in the outcome of the story, then the story has failed.

Don’t be lazy. Don’t cheap out on your ending. Work to put together something readers will be glad they read, even if it made them cry.

IF THE ENDING MAKES READERS WISH THEY HADN’T INVESTED EMOTIONAL ENERGY IN THE OUTCOME OF THE STORY, THEN THE STORY HAS FAILED.

That’s it! That’s the point!

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keire-ke

And it applies to happy endings, too. A good ending must feel tethered to the story, must be a natural conclusion not just to the events but to the themes.

The reason happy endings often are boring and bad is because they are tacked on because of some insane idea that fictional characters “deserve happiness”. If the happy ending comes at the expense of invalidating the character journey, it is a bad ending.

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100 series finale spoilers.

I don't really talk about it much anymore, and I especially don't talk about Bellamy that much since the news about Bob and his ex gf and yeah...(he's still a fave character, but I try to disconnect character and actor) but like...did the show creators HAVE to do us all so dirty in the finale?? 🤣🤣🤣

I get characters have to die and yeah yeah yeah but like, no closure? Or satisfying finish? Just...dead???

That's not ok to do to a fan base. We at least deserved a satisfying death and closure after 7 seasons.

I'll pretend the show ended at Season 5 and start reading fanfiction. 🥴

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part of becoming confident with yourself is just… posting it anyway. writing it anyway. even if you feel like it won’t be recognized, the process is just as important as the results. if you like what you do and who you are that validation will come naturally. shit won’t feel forced either.

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ursulaklegun

I’m compelled by stories where the characters suffer a lot, but only if there’s catharsis in the end. If they just die without ever getting to recover I’m OUT because what’s the fucking purpose then? Voyeurism? Bye

But happy endings are literally SOOO boring

So are you

The three most boring kinds of endings:

-I refuse to tell you the ending, you have to ~decide for yourself~! -And then they woke up. -And it was all miserable and pointless and nothing got fixed and nothing was better and everybody died or lived morosely ever after, now stay awake all night contemplating the futility of life and feeling shitty so I can masturbate to the idea that i have made Powerful Art.

Protip: it doesn’t take any skill or insight to make people feel bad. Just like it doesn’t take any skill to refuse to come up with an ending and make the reader decide, or to handwave all the questions of the narrative by saying they were never real at all. What takes skill is to gather together all your woven threads and knot them in a way that won’t unravel, that completes the narrative, satisfies the reader, and makes sense under scrutiny. That can be bittersweet sometimes! Characters can sacrifice a lot for their ending! It doesn’t have to be rainbows and kittens! But if the ending makes readers wish they hadn’t invested emotional energy in the outcome of the story, then the story has failed.

Don’t be lazy. Don’t cheap out on your ending. Work to put together something readers will be glad they read, even if it made them cry.

IF THE ENDING MAKES READERS WISH THEY HADN’T INVESTED EMOTIONAL ENERGY IN THE OUTCOME OF THE STORY, THEN THE STORY HAS FAILED.

That’s it! That’s the point!

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keire-ke

And it applies to happy endings, too. A good ending must feel tethered to the story, must be a natural conclusion not just to the events but to the themes.

The reason happy endings often are boring and bad is because they are tacked on because of some insane idea that fictional characters “deserve happiness”. If the happy ending comes at the expense of invalidating the character journey, it is a bad ending.

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Happy 4th of July, World! 🌎🌏🌍

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Happy Birthday, Captain! - (2016 - 2020)

A compilation of some of my Captain America’s Birthday art from 2016 to 2020 (including some from The Life of Bucky Barnes)

Links to original posts if you are interested in one artwork in particular: ONE (2016) - TWO (2017) - THREE (2018) - FOUR (2018) - FIVE (2019) - SIX (2019) - SEVEN (2020)

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this fourth of july think of the indigenous people of america who had their country and land stolen from them with little to no reparations or apologies. land is still being taken. sacred grounds are still being ripped away. there is no “independence” for the people who were here first.

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trancowboy

i don’t know who decided that happy endings were boring but i wanna fight them. happy endings make all the bad shit that characters go through worth it, there’s nothing boring about that.

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