Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises

Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.

Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head

Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles

Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!

Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic

Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco

Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns

Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau

Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”

Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin

Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”

Mata-Mata Turtle, the very definition of chaotic Neutral as a turtle

Spiny turtle, a very sharp and very dangerous boy

Cantor’s giant softshell turtle, a pancake with turtle pieces

Alligator snapping turtle, a real life honest dragon

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The new girls.

OH MOOD?

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

The statue commemorating the legendary “FAT BIRD”  and his Absolute Units that help bring down the Memes of the Patriots 

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

how the fuck is this even real

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

they are

when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream 

Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,

THIS

anime_irl

King k Rool approves this copy ability 

none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

go ahead and say something to me fool

go ahead and say something bitch im listening

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Every episode of Eric Andre is what a manic episode feels like.

Is that T-Pain?!?!?

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this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))