11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank. 

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

meanwhile in texas

can i get uuuuuuuuuhhh

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

he did it

good job baby

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

when you leave a store without buying anything

They really seem like they could be brother and sister

This video is pure GOLD. I cant believe how blessed we are to have Drag Race.

Ok honestly these are all iconic moments

Drag Race is true happiness and joy

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

FUCK ME UP WITH THAT OUTFIT BIO

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great