the sexiest of crabs

Blocking my knits like

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

the bedrooms of our friends

fuck it, shimp.

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

good morninge immediotely

or else

or else what, cat?

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

Are you ready for slug time?

Shrimp

A Midwest Princess

This Friday's(additional) meme is: fucking GETS him

found you a new hat.

FIFTH EDITION ISNT FLEXIBLE IT ISNT DO-WHAT-YOU-WANT IT MAKES VERY SPECIFIC GENRE ASSUMPTIONS YOUR HOMEBREW IS DOING BARELY LESS WORK THAN JUST PICKING UP A NEW GAME AND IT PLAYS LIKE SHIT AAAAAAAAA

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage