My story telling skills in 3 panels

FUCK ANYONE WHO CONSCIOUSLY DOES THIS

IF YOU’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR EYES ARE LIGHTING UP WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT

YOU LISTEN YOUR ASS OFF, DON’T DEFEAT THE LIGHT, KEEP IT GOING OR FUCK YOU

For the people with no attention spans that might be anxious about doing this: be honest about it- if your attention span is dwindling, speak up and just tell them “gimme a sec, attention span” then take a breather until you can focus again.

I do this a lot. I don’t feel good about it but I also want my friends to understand that I need to scroll my phone every few minutes so I can refocus and give them as much of my attention as possible.

Omg thank you. My ADHD ass was spiraling down the #guiltslide until I scrolled through the notes.

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart 🌙

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

< Puts down some sugar water for these little bumbles

LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 3

to my followers

saying this out of caution but kissanime.io is a hoax and you will get malware if you sign up. there are alternatives:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

This Image Is Cursed

merry crisis

Christine: [lazy slurring] Happy chrimmus. [beat] Is chrismun! [beat] Merry crisis. [clearly] Merry chrysler.

I wonder whats inside this box of crabs

take a look

those are Lobster you Fool