STAND DOWN.

putting this blog on a somewhat brief hiatus, an actual one -- instead of disappearing on everyone. i’ll be back before the summer is over. i’m usually in my discord group or just on discord if you’re looking for me. 

( ari#0471 )

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i’m a follower so discord drop: ari#0471

Tony plucked the flash drive from the air and inserted it into his computer. He found the folder quickly enough, opened it, and started scanning the photographs. None of the gear had been anything to write home about. Most of the weapons had become obsolete ages ago and a terrorist or bad guy using today’s technology would need six months before he could fully master it.

“I think somebody is peddling this stuff to somebody desperate enough to buy it,” he said as he took out the flash drive and tossed it back to Maria. “Most of these anti-aircraft, hand fired missile launchers are useless junk. They don’t even fetch anything on the black market or the dark web these days, Hill. The only people that would want them are those who have a lot of times on their hands.” He paused. “Do we know anyone like that?”

Maria watches him as he scans through the drive, searching his face for any sort of recognition. Sure, it’s good news that it doesn’t appear to be anything significant, but she’s still got a problem with it.  ❝ Desperate clowns who are willing to buy outdated tech and weapons are obviously still a problem for me, Stark. One man’s useless junk is another man’s stepping stone from bank robbing to blowing the whole bank to high hell. ❞

definitely unfollow me if you consider proven transphobia, ableism, and racism to be  “ “ “ drama ” ” ”. not contributing to any of the stuff going around on my dash, but i take that shit seriously. i don’t want to see that “callouts are poor taste” shit. you were supposed to read my rules before following anyway so you might need to brush up if this somehow offends you.

real shit, i hadn’t read comics in like a year and sooo much shit changes and characters change as they bounce from writer to writer.. i was scared to see where maria might be rn and what the fuck they’ve had her up to, but kat just got the new black widow run and maria is still That Bitch™ so we’re back on that bullshit !!! i’m so glad i can read comics again.

also means i might fire dailymariahill back up... or fuckyeahmariahill lmfaooo. are fuckyeah blogs still a thing ?

Jen can’t help but make a face at the credit card line, “Jesus, Hill, you sound like the people at my old law office. Always trying to cover up the dumb shit their kids do.”

She looks at the helmet tucked at Hill’s side and eyes the full tactical gear Maria’s decked head-to-toe in. “Oh, no government would foot the bill for gear that nice, that’s for sure.” 

Jen gives a flex and stretches her shoulders and neck out, finally relaxing since they were given the ‘go’ sign. “I’ll make you a deal: you expense me some new boots and I’ll be your piggy-back Uber any time you’re too hammered.”

i haven’t forgotten about my starter call... i’m seeing endgame again tonight and after, i’ll be home to get started on those. i’ll likely queue them to be posted throughout tomorrow, tho. 

i have an mcu starter call and a 616 starter call. i’ll reblog both again tho.

             SHE’S SURE SHE ISN’T RECOGNIZABLE FROM BEHIND , especially given she’s not wearing her usual SPACE suit . it’s been a WHILE since she’s been on earth , and the file on her is classified , so she’s safe to assume not EVERYONE knows about her – but this is maria hill , an agent of pretty damn high clearance , so carol isn’t too WORRIED . 

            “ you don’t recognize me ? “ carol TURNS around so she’s facing the woman , smirk on her lips . “ i know i cut my hair , but i would think SHIELD would recognize me right away . “