Look, it will be a hard day. But I guarantee you 160 days riding that way, there’s nothing but salt.  At least that way, you know we might be able to… together come across 

                                    s o m e  k i n d  o f  r e d e m p t i o n .

• Your parents/housemate just came home and now you’re shoving me in the closet/under the bed/out of the window but I only have one shoe on and no underwear oh my god
• (AND you’re trying to kiss me while shoving me this is just perfect)
• We work at the same place and no one knows we’re together and every time there’s an office party we end up having heated make out sessions in the bathroom
• Actually we rendezvous there for make outs most days, totally sober
• We were playing video games with one of your friends and I beat you at something really difficult and you were so outraged/impressed that you forgot no one was meant to know we were together and started tickling me/trying to pick me up etc and now your friend is just staring at us like what the hell I thought you guys didn’t even like each other that much
• We couldn’t go to your place or mine so we decided to rent a hotel room and have sex there and we look considerably more ruffled coming out of the elevator than when we got in it and the guy on the front desk is looking at us really smugly
• You treat me like shit/like you barely know me whenever we’re in company and I’m kind of offended that you’re so ashamed to be seen with me, little do I know you do it on purpose just to rile me up because you think I’m cute/hot when I’m mad but know I can’t say anything
• We were at my place watching movies and cuddling on the sofa etc but now you’ve fallen asleep in my lap and I know my parents/housemate is gonna be home any minute but I haven’t got the heart to wake you + you just turned over and snuggled closer to me and I almost died of cute

They’re looking for hope.

I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.

• “you look nice tonight.”
• “i have to say, i was kind of nervous about tonight.”
• “do you want to… come inside?”
• “don’t even think about paying for dinner.”
• “what do you have planned for us tonight?”
• “what took you so long to ask me out?”
• “it’s been a long time since i’ve been on one of these…”
• “i’ve never really been on a real date before.”
• “you’re being extra shy tonight - it’s cute.”
• “i’m underdressed, aren’t i?”
• “i’m overdressed, aren’t i?”
• “i’ve never been good at first dates.”
• “this is usually the part where you’re supposed to kiss me.”
• “this was a disaster, wasn’t it?”
• “i’m sorry, normally i’m better at this kinda thing.”