Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

Blessings in my ass

Just a Dream in my ass

right here waiting for you in my ass

True love in my ass

anaconda in my ass

Polarize in my a**

Sugar Rush In My Ass

“Keep Holding On In My Ass”

Oh god no

Something I need in my ass IM DONE WITH MY LIFE

Just a friend in my a**. wait.. WHAT?!?!?!

Dumb Ways To Die In My @$$.

Hall of Fame in my ass

My demons in my ass

… oh

Hidden in the sand in my ass

Malachite Vs. Alexandrite in my as s

Death by glamour in my ass

Yas daddy 

Get out alive in my ass

Nightmare parade in my ass

Small face in my ass

Skeletons in my ass

my time in my ass

I do love you in my ass…

The whole world in my ass

A PARTY IN MY ASS

I KNEW HAVING THE II SOUNDCLOUD PAGE OPEN WAS A MISTAKE

Hurricane in my ass

what the fuck i

You remind me in my ass

W h y

Love me harder in my ass

LMAOOO

Undertale in my a-hole…WTH XDDDDDD

You’ll be back in my ass

Control in my ass…

Goodbye to a world in my ass??? 

Hellbent in my ass

Why mystery skulls.. Why?

take it all back in my ass

well that escalated

bonetrousle in my ass

kiss it better in my ass

December, 1963 in my ass

too close in my ass

She had the world in my ass

woke the fuck up in my ass

Freaks in my ass

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”. So I grin, “I’m Valor, and that’s my Golbat you’re battling.” I hold out my hand for him to shake, “Name’s StarRose, gym leader.” He looks down at the username of the Golbat and sees it matches, grins back and shakes my hand, and that is simultaneously the coolest and dorkiest moment in my life ever as I genuinely introduce myself as a pokemon gym leader.

I WALK HOME FROM WORK AND THE LITTLE SHIT HAS TAKEN OVER MY GYM!!!!!

me playing pokemon go

Source 

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.

What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

<3 This is forever going to be one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read on here

I’m so proud of these people who do this…who have found a way to take advantage of the way people perceive bikers and use it to HELP people by protecting people who are afraid <3

Can I get "If you were my girlfriend..." messages?

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”

when ur followers are still following u even after u shitpost so much

Canada: whispers it’s my birth…

America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!

Canada: …day

Reblog if its okay to message you on anon until I am comfortable enough to reveal myself to you

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

not knowing how to draw your favorite character

not knowing how to draw your own character

not knowing how to draw.

drawing