piñapple!

IM CRYING

My favourite part of Penguins of Madagascar was definitely Dave putting actors and actresses names in normal sentences.

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

i got on webkinz for the first time in like a year and dr. quack is fuckin dead

i love agreeing with myself

5 hours sleep on weekends:

5 hours sleep on weekdays:

Literally me

sgfg + positive lyrics

are you a fanfiction or fan art person? harry potter or star wars person? youtube or vine person? comments or kudos on ao3 person? screaming with your mouth closed or screeching out loud kind of person?

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

DO THIS

*awkwardly tries to be fandom and aesthetic at the same time*

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

this is so fantastic do not skip this

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…