Green Like American Money

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

clap

Vogue

Happy halloween👽

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

this ruined my week

fuck with me

Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s

nice

Oh, and this is the art they did

mario ketchup

I feel like I am being held hostage

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

he’s trying a golden raisin for the first time

friendly advice to not revolve your life around one person, one feeling, one place, one memory, one problem. the complexity of life and the diversity of the world is beautiful and you have the right to explore it. do not settle for less. you deserve better.

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty