First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut beta: In the, uh ... oral scene ... Dan has 3 hands. He's got one, uh, on the -- look, just count them.

Seasoned smut beta: Somebody jizzed and I don't know where it ended up but canonically he spent a ton of money on that couch.

study of my favourite doctor professor profiler

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

But I don't feel that anymore.

the only Scrub Mommy™️ I’m aware of

ok you’re all welcome and loved here but u can’t. call it sculder

but violence is built to be wider / always / on the other side / sing elegies to the exit wound.

—yves olade

ending of the poem i used in the other post, but the entire collection hits so fucking hard y'all

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Suffering Game will be out in uhhhh under three months??? Somehow???? July 16th is both ages away and WAY too soon, please send help.

I can't talk about the preorder bonus from :01 that we're working on for this one yet but I'm SUPER excited about it!! SOON!! 👀

what are the most beautifully written passages from fanfiction you’ve ever read? asking for science.

you and your pretty partner seem awfully close

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the way she glances over at him several times while they act like nothing happened drives me insane—probably because for them this is normal.

how to talk to short people

I'm chasing the vibe I attempted to portray here and here, so I guess all these paintings could be viewed as a series now

Scully + glasses 2/?

Fic: Visitor

Title:  Visitor Rating: T Characters: Mulder, Scully Content Notes: none Summary:  At least he’s guaranteed to see her once a year.

BECAUSE I JUST CAN’T WITH TODAY’S NEWS.

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