no context november. figure it out.

Goncharov

tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it'll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullhit

turns out tumblr does have reading comprehension and the ability to analyze a complex text through multiple frameworks and have a nuanced discussion while doing so but apparently we were all saving it up to have nuanced discussions about a fake movie with no actual text to analyze

Twitter: currently literally burning to the ground

Tumblr: currently collectively hallucinating a 1970s mafia film with heavy homoerotic undertones

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist

For me, they must co-exist, because if I can’t have the latter, the former is unbearable. It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.

It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.

frog

1000/10

the girls aren't fighting they're pressing their soapy boobs together

When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

when you realize those are the last words they speak to each other

This, and then when Andrey kills Goncharov at the end… Andrey didn’t miss.

number one baby this makes up for all of the 1974 oscars snubs

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

my friend who posted the goncharov pic, who is now completely off the grid social media wise, we have informed him of the goncharov sweep and this is all he had to say

man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate

This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke

Mad because you haven seen Goncharov (1973) arent you.

Thank you, TV Tropes

theyre filling it out now but im so glad i got to it early because this screenshot is the funniest thing ive ever seen

I am so thrilled that Goncharov (1973) is getting a resurgence. I’ve always thought it was one of Scorsese’s most underrated, and it’s also one of my all-time favorite film scores.

Big shout-out to @caramiaaddio for uploading the main theme earlier. Since people seem to be enjoying it so much, I figured I’d dig up the fully-orchestrated version that plays over the end credits of the film.

Enjoy!

Me and "The Fonz" at premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.