You can take all the toilet paper but you‘ll never take my shitty humor from me!

fic: youth, ignorance, and a bad haircut (voltron)

[AO3]

Shiro was surprised when Keith told him how he felt.

Not because he hadn’t known. He’d basically guessed. Keith was a good kid, and Shiro liked him a lot. He was pretty sure that one day Keith was going to make the whole world proud. Ha, one day probably Shiro would be the guy boasting about how he’d known Keith Kogane way back when. He had so much potential, and so much determination, and so much fire. He was going to be incredible.

Right now, though, he was – Shiro tried not to think it in these terms too often because he didn’t want to be patronising, didn’t want them to have that kind of friendship – but still, he was extremely sixteen.

So Shiro had twigged Keith’s crush on him from all the sixteen-year-old with a crush things. The gazing, the stuttering, the blushing, the showing off: these were pretty obvious clues. It was flattering, and a little cute, and kind of understandable. Shiro knew that Keith wasn’t used to getting much positive attention, so he could see how their friendship could come to mean a lot to him in that way.

“Also you’re hot and he’s sixteen,” said Adam, amused. “It’s not that deep.”

“Adam,” Shiro said.

“If you didn’t already know you’re hot then I am definitely doing something wrong,” said Adam, and then smoothly backed him against the counter to kiss him. Shiro laughed into the kiss.

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what if , it was the other way around :(

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory 

Everyone

Shut up no more discourse

Its real kiwi hours now

Cecropia Moth

The way it moves!! Majestic!!! Mythical beast!!

@syntaxeme

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

AFTER A YEAR OF FINDING THIS ITS BACK IN MY DASH

Look how talented he is!!

His instagram is waspa_art

I love that he’s that good at 11. I can’t even imagine how his style will look in the future with even more years of practice on him

Let the bnha kids be dumb 16 year olds (based off of this twitter post by @perdizzion)

I don’t know who decided to give Keith a space dog but thank you

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

He is a good leader now <3

If you’re interested in stickers of this piece: https://www.redbubble.com/people/solkorra/works/32316941-marmora-keith

HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT whats your favorite place to find drawing references?

so far we’ve got

if you have any more please reply!

for Clothing refs,

Yesstyle.com

they have flattering and elegant clothing

sometimes when I see anime clothes i just

Art imitates Life

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.