“I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself.” 

― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

Artist Nasheet Shadani worked with local rickshaw drivers in Delhi, India to help create these beautiful Van Gogh-inspired interiors. 

the signs as things overheard in the band room

aries: [oboe player stares at chipped reed, looking brokenhearted] it’s all ogre now

taurus: [trombone] listen. the government is trying to hide the truth from us. it’s l-m-o-p — there’s no “n” after the m in the alphabet.

gemini: [flute player playing i just had sex by the lonely island] what? at least i can say it’s true, unlike most of you fake bitches.

cancer: [percussion] i’m literally just banging the drum whenever i feel like it; i lost the sheet music a few weeks ago the director still hasn’t noticed.

leo: [bassoon] do whales have dicks? can you get pregnant if you have sex with a whale?

virgo: [trumpet, on the phone with her mom] yeah mom, i’ll be home by 8. i just want to go visit him before he leaves for florida tomorrow. [french horn, screaming from the hallway as they walk in] MRS. TAMASHI DON’T BELIEVE HER SHE JUST WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY HIM ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE LEAVES

libra: [saxophone] is my sax sexy enough to be in the victoria’s secret fashion show?

scorpio: [tuba, asking an euphonium] how do i come out to my mom as straight? she thinks i’m gay.

sagittarius: [percussionist loudly plays all star by smash mouth on the bells]

capricorn: [director] you know, this would be a lot easier if all of you were lumberjacks.

aquarius: [clarinet, talking to another clarinet] your reed smells good. can i lick it?

pisces: [flute] i’m going to deep throat my head joint

@theraresheepmelon

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

I nearly spat out my tea

The flight from Amsterdam to Paris was pure magic *-*

heres something for you to think about

me

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

my favorite bit in harry potter is when a gangly freckled ginger child with an old pet rat and patched jeans and dirt on his nose awkwardly sits down across from a scrawny underfed lil kid with baggy clothes and broken glasses and lightning carved onto his face and they both think ‘i must protect this boy’