an object from my dream last night
it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in. it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”
what does this mean
Object Class: Safe
“Pokémom”
Britney omg why
this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids
i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon
Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.
*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*
what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what
sto p
isn’t that present will smith in the background?
like running for dear life to prevent a paradox from happening
♥
me: I love minding my own business!
something: happens
me:
Nicholas a savage
Lmfaoooooo
what if you were getting fucked by a nice guy n hes cute n all but when he gets close he shout something like “uh oh! here comes the goo!” like what then
