Why drinking and writing is both dangerous and hilarious.
Meant to write: I lost my temper.
Actually wrote: I lost my member.
I thought my followers might enjoy/relate to this.
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is there a book you wish you could unread?
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Sweet Evil… so bad. So bad.
The last Chronicles of Narnia. I was a devout Catholic at the time I read it, and I still thought it was cop-out, piece of shit, religious propaganda.
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Making Your English Major More Interesting:
1) Drink until you forget how to write a paper.
2) Write a paper.
*cough* How I survived college *cough* *cough* How I write novels *cough*
Sorry, got some bad allergies.
Did you know I once wrote a 100,000 word novel then went back and switched two of the main characters' names.
Not doing NaNoWriMo this month because
1. I value my saaaaanity.
2. I'm also doing a YouTube thing now, which takes up a lot of my time.
3. I need to revise the novel I've been working on for TWO YEARS. yikes!
But all of you who are doing NaNo are awesome! And you've inspired me to get back to work revising that novel of mine!!
Author Mary Volmer's Tumbler Page
Attention all my book blog followers! Mary Volmer is on Tumblr!! She is not only a great author but also an amazing feminist and role model, and I am so grateful to have her in my life!
Okay, so make sure you follow her for news about her upcoming novel (does it have a name? I don't know the name.) AND while you're waiting for her super cool new novel (I've been waiting 6-ish years, ya'll,) GO pick up a copy of her debut novel Crown of Dust!
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"I read the entire book before I realized it was part of a series … "
Just finished the Vampire Academy series & this is how I'm feeling about Bloodlines.
Red wine, good book. Hello Fall. 🍁🍂
I asked my mom for books for my birthday, and she asked if they had to be autographed.
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When you forget that a certain character dies, so it hits you just as hard when you re-read the story:
How could I forget?!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. FRED WEASLEY AND DOBBY ARE FINE.
From the Page candles are all inspired from novels to give you a taste of your favorite fictional worlds! Special tin sale happening right now— marked down to $8. Get them here!
I'm not allowed to have candles (nothing like waking up in the morning to find a candle still burning from the night before). Do these come in, like, Glade plug ins? Because I wanna be all up on these.
My mom asked what I wanted for my birthday, so I sent her a two page list of books I want to read but don't own yet.
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Trees of Reverie Readathon Daily Bookish Challenge: DAY FIVE Last year my friends and I hosted a Harry Potter Halloween party. All four for us had wanted to do a Harry Potter Party and Halloween seemed like the perfect time to pull it off.
We spent months snatching the perfect decorations from thrift stores and planning food and treats. We set up a wand-making station in the kitchen and of course we tried various Butterbeer recipe’s so we could have the best one at the party.
Everyone followed through and came in costume. We had Death Eaters and Professors and Ministry Officials along with Hogwarts students. We watched the third and sixth movies and pointed out our favorite parts and parts that were in the book that we wished had made it into the movies.
Even if I had an unlimited budget and could invite anyone in the world to a book-themed party, I would still go with exactly what we had last Halloween.
Ok, but you're throwing another one of these and inviting me, right??
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Celebrate World Literacy Day by watching my preview of Hannah Hart’s My Drunk Kitchen
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maureen what is going on w this pb&j burger thing. please love yourself.
i’m crying.
crying.
Hey but this reminds me. Would you read the My Drunk Kitchen book for bookclub??
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Hello there. I am new to tumblr. I was wondering if you know any writing blogs i should follow also? Thank you if you do
Hello and welcome! And do I ever?! I’d love to help you out! I have a whole list for you! The original list is a bit longer than the one I’m giving you, but I don’t want to spam my friends, so I’ll give you as many wonderful writerly bloggers as I can. (Sorry these aren’t exactly alphabetized. Sadly, I’m a little sick and I’m kinda on a lazy streak today.) amandaonwritingamandaspoetryautumnalcataquietjoy2alexandria-thegreatanomynousauthoraudisoddauthorisadaauthor-j-lynn-collinsbird84californiachrisseyca1tl1nndesayunogratismikefrawley (or dontcryitsonlymike) maxkirinmaskandunveiling hourlywritingpromptssoldelfinstorystormerisas-bellibleedinkthingsindigo-writeslzlabseesu (or lzlabs) royalcoronadesperatelyseekingstoriesfreshface-blankpagefeatheredquillfeathered-glass-penwhitepaperquotesawriterslifeformeblogawritersinspirationsawritersruminationswriteinbloodwritingsforwinterwrite-me-jessicawritingnotebooksnotebooksandteabittenandwrittenhamiandersonhowitzerliterarysocietyi-am-a-misnomerinkandboundpagesinkbleederink-and-quillinked-journalsinktopaper001inkcharmsink-joyinkinfectedink-flows-through-my-veinsink-fingersink-slinger12ink-slinger411forwritinggalaxiesofinkgreeneyedwritingthesethingsiwritetheappalachianpenwritingbrishadow-writercodylee0123coolguysmeekmintinkscriptmechanicalman68remnantsofapoetreadingwritingtearead-write-sleepmontanaskye27mycreativeoutlet23millionsofunspokenwordswritewelldailywhat-is-your-perspectivemywordsofpowermisantropagentilemissabellewritingwordpaintinguntoldstoriesandableedingpen702inklinginudranjust-writer-problemsklondairethejournalofbisonjackspringironwritingstheglassinkwellinkonapagepoetryeverythingaboutwritingeveryday-writingeveryelegantwordletteratura-litteratureptsalparchmentjunkiepocketfullofinktylerknottteenagepoetblogteenagedreamerwritingsthe-writers-stashboxscribebynightskysthelimitwritershatteredenglishsentencesandmomentsenglishmajorinrepairwords-and-coffeeheresmyheartinwordsliterarynightowlobservandooddwriterpoetryriotadminspoetryconfessionalprideandpenpenaficionadoasuna-writesperfectionisoddpoetrymaniawrite-tothestarswriting-the-impossiblewriting-questions-answeredputthepromptsonpapersuddenlypromptswritingaboutangstwritingboxwritinghelplinewriting-headquarterswritingoutdreamswritingforcamelotwritinghelpersclandestine-writerclutchingaprilwritergirl1007thestoriesonourlipswriting247langleavlanguage-is-lovelovepoemmslovelyenchantedwordsmiscwritingthedancingwriterthesmellofinkandpaperthewritingcafethepenmanshipcollectivelathepoeticsprojectthedesirouswriterthe-masked-writerthenerdwriterwriterswillneverdiewritersrefrenceswritersandwritingknitewriternightwriter11wistfulmuseksaidjamesandrewcrosby misguidedambitionsmystargarden my-writing-always-worldmycarmenstuffmermaidsbitepaper-bouquetperfectlyinmatureLike I said, these are only a few names that I currently have on my Follow Forever List. It would take A LOT of time to name all of them. There are so many talented bloggers out there and I just know you’ll find a bunch of great friends to talk to when you’re up late at 4 a.m. and can’t sleep. (Sounds familiar.) Welcome to the Writing Community, my friend! Lots of love to you.
xoxo
~JJ
You are beautiful and I love you.