maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Why did some rando artist come out and just start attacking my tattoo? His shit looks like ass
New shit, new pain
let's play a game it's called how long can i pretend i don't have basic needs and human emotions
feeling great!
being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
our beautiful rail line... (so far)
I keep having nosebleeds in my sleep but idk I thought the blood looked hot
daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am
Unmute for ARE YOU SLAPPIN'
[Transcript] biff slap wallop bap bap biff slap growl
one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.