reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

Yup!

Factssss

Life With Cats.

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

Winking is lesbian and that, my friends, is a wonderful ball of sunshine of a  thing ☼ gifs by @myloveholtzy, @ladybarrie

I hate when guys think they have to mama plain things. There's no need to that!

how to abandon someone before they abandon you: an autobiography

I could actually write this book.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Somehow these things be working?! Lol

its cute so imma reblog it anyways

Someone tell me this is NOT real!!

What an idiot!!

CALLING OUT LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈

Reblog this so I can make friends with you! I want more of you amazing people in my life!

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

When people say dumb shit to people with tattoos.

Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire  (via wordsnquotes)