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To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.
Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice
Broadway Writers 🎼
Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird
Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did
They really just went and DID THAT
(gifs from @baawri)
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent
cartoon network commercial from 2004
lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.
Why is this really cute? (◕ヮ◕ヽ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well
This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved
Honestly love this
@cottageburner IM SCREAMIN
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We got some PROTESTERS here
We don't honor reservations here!
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The Yes Men, 2020 edition
(I'm on mobile but see:
https://theyesmen.org
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0379593/ )
BLESS.
The Hillywood Show TUA Parody
Bonus:
im fucking begging you,,,, blease run your product names through a test group,,, pleas e
no one: white male fantasy authors who didn’t deserve to be canonized: The market was unlike anything he had ever seen before. There were people wearing hats and most people’s clothes were dyed. Some of the stalls had livestock for sale, while others sold food that, by the look and smell of it, was neither mushy nor flavorless. The women looked like they wanted to fuck him, and the men had brown skin. There wasn’t a Pound Sterling anywhere in sight. Somewhere nearby, someone was playing an instrument. His senses couldn’t take it all in.
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant
This is the video that launched my #whatdyawannabe series on TikTok. I’ll post some of those next.
this is wholesome af
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.
I love this. So much. I’m just picturing things like the cellphone footage. Like there’s tons of videos and pics of Spider-Man because Miles is a personable kid and then there’s these cryptid like sightings of Prowler coming out of nowhere to save Miles’ ass. Like shaky cam video of Goblin kicking Spidey around and then out of nowhere tHERE’S A MOTORCYCLE FLYING INTO GOBLIN’S FACE. The camera swings around only to see the flare of a cape and Spidey is nowhere to be seen.
