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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed
I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man
And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done
NEW SONG: “ A Gay Disney Prince - A Musical Parody feat. @JonCozart“ ✨ This was a ton of fun to make and I hope you all enjoy! https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0
Psssst… in case you didn’t know… it’s on iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play now:
…but you didn’t hear it from me, okay?
big mood
The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut open three times for it so I hope it isn’t just speculation.” and he just looked at me and said “Females tend to diagnose themselves” and without missing a beat I said “Well I hope you do your job so I don’t have to.”
FUCK
Leave that doctor and report him he sounds shitty and dangerous
Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.
The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was:
The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!”
So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle.
If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is.
an appreciation post for tony’s face he makes when his kid does a no-no thing
there’s enough tail there to make a second kitty
This was wonderfully hilarious
Working video link: https://youtu.be/5WTkJHHF4B4
this is like the ideal job
This is just an average preschool.
I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!
*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*
*music drops*
*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls
may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct
Carol Danvers: Men: (」゜ロ゜)」
DUTY: Something that you must do because it is morally right.
This is forever and always will be the best AVENGERS EDIT WOW! ♥️
