I would love nothing more than to be hit with an 18 wheeler
Myrtle: Fiona, what’s in the jar?
Fiona: Oh, it’s just a little bit of water.
Myrtle: It looks like wine.
Fiona: Damn, Jesus did it again.
#iconic
I’m gonna need sources on this
Hi, I’m Julia Morris.
Me introducing myself
Why am I laughing so much
aesthetic: the three headed rat queen from the russian nutcracker movie and her three headed rat son
don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money
when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world
For what possible reason does this image exist????
for when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world
Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham
“Fun fact! Baby elephants, much like human babies, aren’t able to fully control their trunks because their motor skills haven’t fully developed so they plunge their face into the water to drink =)
Although this cutie is obviously playing lol 😍”
Hit reblog on this so hard
SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM