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Being Yourself Is Beautiful

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27 | ♑ | Writer Enthusiast Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tricky, and I am at war with the world. And that is tricky business, indeed..
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Circa 1816

First recorded photo of B.W.

Owner of B.W. Shoppe for the Supernatural and Brave- now shortened to B.W. Shoppe for the general public after the modern era forced the creatures of magic to love in hiding. It's unclear to this day B.W.'s exact age or name. It's believed she counciled Kings when kingdoms still required magic in their court.

She quietly runs the Shoppe with a light staff- an Ogre she named Orley who has been with her since before the shops founding, an elf that goes by Jameson and miscellaneous house elves and fairies who help with general cleaning and organizing. She's recently brought a new staff member into the midst who bares a striking resemblance to her

Could this be her daughter? Or B.W. preparing to spread her magic amongst this era? Time will tell, I suppose.

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Feyre Archeron, High Lady of the Night Court✨
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

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Chapters: 53/? Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cullen Rutherford/Original Character(s) Characters: Cassandra Pentaghast, Leliana (Dragon Age), Josephine Montilyet, Male Inquisitor, Iron Bull, Varric Tethras, Cole (Dragon Age), Vivienne (Dragon Age), Blackwall, Solas, Sera (Dragon Age), Dorian Pavus, Cullen Rutherford, Cullen (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Eventual Romance, Friendship, The Fade, Flirting, trying to fit in, Eventual Sex, Modern Girl in Thedas, Thedas Series: Part 1 of Our Fallen Angel Summary:

It all started when a woman sat in front of her TV, full intentions of playing her favorite Bioware video game…

Ashlyn Maddox is a simple waitress, in a dusty ‘going nowhere’ town in the middle of no where. A simple waitress that enjoys gaming in her free time. When she sits down to start a new play through on her game, something strange happens. She gets sucked inside the story.

Things immediately spiral out of control when she comes to, face to face with the people who have always been a work of fiction to her. It’ll take everything she has to convince them to believe her story. Let alone trust her. When they find out that she knows the outcome of their trials to come, Ash is given the title of the Inquisitions Prophet.

Ash befriends the Inquisition companions while finding her place in this world she’s only experienced through a controller. The attention of two specific men, however, make her time in the magical world of Thedas worthwhile…

And terrifying.

(Cullen/OC story that’s been stuck in my head for ages! I just hope you all enjoy!)

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"Whatcha waiting for, kid?"

I tried not to jump at the gruff voice behind me. I turned just enough to make brief eye contact with the man who'd appeared out of nowhere.

An older man with a long scraggly white beard started down the wooden dock towards me. His clothes were layered, brown and frayed at every sem. Tan skin that looked weathered with time and a hard life.

"Whatever the sky is trying to show me." My answer made the newcomer scoff loudly.

"You'll be waitin' all night." Was his response.

"If that's what it takes." I kept my gaze on the horizon, at the melting colors from warmer ones at the bottom to cooler ones higher up into the sky.

"Determined, ain't ya?" My irritation was growing as the man took the rest of the steps necessary to stand at my side.

Too irritated to look at him, I grabbed the corners of my jacket. I pulled the thin material around my torso tightly.

"When I have to be." I finally answered after a few seconds of inspect chirping-filled silence.

A large hand came down on my shoulder, making me jump with no time to hide it. His hand on my shoulder was the only thing that kept me from physically jumping. I finally looked at the man.

His weathered face had too many wrinkles to count. Bright blue eyes were barely visible under bushy eyebrows and heavy lids. I expected to see cloudy pupils from old age but, they were bright and attentive as the color of his pupils.

He gave my shoulder one squeeze before I could get a word out. Turning on his worn boot heel, he took a step away from me before answering.

"Good. You'll need it for the trials ahead."

Everything in my body stood alert, from the hairs on the back of my neck to the way my heart kicked up adrenaline. It was only a second that the man was out of my sight. That was all the time he needed- the man was gone. Where his hand had once been was as cold as the rest of me.

I scanned the dock and darkened woods past that for an eternity before turning back to the sunset.

Painting and writing snippet done by me 💜

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jupiter ascending

i respect the sheer level of gay dramatic aesthetic these three villains are giving off

we’re like ten minutes in and i’ve understood…. absolutely nothing. just shit all. i’m having a great time tho. fiance has been put in control of changing the volume according on how loud the music is in any given scene 

heard my friend say ‘i changed my mind, this film is amazing now’ and i looked up, expecting something good, and it was just a fucking dragon man. don’t befriend furries 

WAS THAT A FUCKING ALIEN ABDUCTION???????/

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

what the fuck. a bat lady is here with an orgy in a pleasure chamber. mila kunis just got levitated in midair for a murder attempts. i feel like i’m twelve years old and ill and rapidly switching between three channels while feverish 

actually every woman’s fantasy is, in fact, that you’re donating your eggs for telescope money but then you levitate into the air and the aliens you saw while your hot friend was undressing genetically test you and try to murder you, but then channing tatum bursts through a wall and kills every alien and scoops you into your arms and puts you on his ship

whenever i get up to stir my spaghetti i miss about four movies worth of plot. there’s a spaceship chase scene where one of the participants is chihuahua tatum on magic heelies with mila kunis on his back. about four million shots have been fired but zero have hit. this is outstandingly good

I GOT UP TO STIR MY PASTA AND I CAME BACK AND THEY INFORMED ME SHE IS HOLDING A SANITARY TOWEL TO HIS GAPING WOUND

HELLO??????????????//

SEAN BEE IS HERE!

i don’t know why we just got slow-mo shot of his face, but we did 

sean bean and channing tatum are having a fistfight while his daughter just hangs out

i have no idea what’s happening but i stan

“She’s a… beemancer?” 

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“SHE’S THE FUCKING QUEEN BEE????”

“THE SANITARY TOWEL IS STILL THERE”

“FUCK”

this film is outstandingly good. god. i’m so delighted.

bees are genetically designed to sense loyalty. they don’t lie. they-

my friend, unhappily: they can only count to five, shaun

of course he’s called caine. of course. they can’t decide how much he’s human and how much he’s a dog. ‘they wanted him put down’? he BIT someone???? how far does this go? does he need a flea collar? is he neutered? 

god this film is so fucking weird and i love it. i’m in love with it. channing tatum is rollerblading shirtless and this is the first BMT movie to pass bechdel. this is female wish fulfillment and i love it 

naked men, naked women, big explosions, bad science? truly excellent. we’re in church devoted to genes and my fiance is demanding i find out whether or not richard dawkins has seen this film 

MY BOWELS ARE ANYTHING BUT ROYAL

also

channing tatum: i murdered a person 

her: why do guys only like bitches who treat them like shit

she’s known channing tatum like thirty minutes and she’s SO thirsty. i respect this. normally in films there’s like, lingering touches, eye contact etc, but she just straight up was like ‘PLEASE fuck me’. 

also when i was trying to guess in which context ‘i love dogs, i’ve always loved dogs’ would appear, i would not have guessed that. i would never have guessed that. 

i’d like to go on record as saying that:

a) this bureaucracy montage is very, very good

b) that is the single most homosexual robot i have ever seen

this film is SO fucking horny. so unspeakably horny. she straight up looked him in the eye and was like ‘call me ‘my majesty’ again’. you really making it this fucking clear that mila kunis is a top? fifty shades of grey WISHES it had what this film has

this is, again, the specific female fantasy. channing tatum rescues you fro an unpleasant medical procedure, flies you around the city on his magic hovershoes, takes you to meet sean bean who reveals you are the ruler of all bees, reveals you are in fact the queen of the entire earth, gives you a royal document and then looks you in the eyes and does the equivalent of saying ‘daddy’. you get to wear like four different fancy dresses and then a new hot guy proposes to you over dinner. you’re somehow able to read and understand complex legal documents easily and you get to spit out stature to dunk on a random thottie. nothing makes anything sense but honestly, what in life does? when i die i hope i end up in this movie

later on your father figure beats up your shitty cousin with a pillow while yelling ‘you don’t treat your cousin like chicken!’? this film has single handedly disproved the entirety of transphobia. the wachowskis made this film and there can be no doubt these fabulous bitches are women

never before have i thought a single film should have been a trilogy, but things that should take like forty minutes happen in about thirty seconds in this movie. she’s currently getting married to that random hot guy in front of millions of people somehow. channing tatum got blasted into space and then got rescued with absolutely no dramatic tension or fanfare. fiance just described this as the epitome of the subreddit ‘awful taste but great execution’. friend described this as ‘just a bunch of shapes on a screen’. other friend is just staring, speechless. i’m living my best life

man he really gave up on the pretense IMMEDIATELY. 

‘he told me he was going to kill you’

the main guy: that’s true. i was. you’re a bimbo and i’m hotter than you. 

anyway now jupiter is having an emo moment in the corner of her spaceship as if channing terrier didn’t essentially break up a wedding by yelling ‘I OBJECT!’ at the last minute, thus fulfilling any reasonable person’s hopes and dreams 

the main villain is SO overdramatic. i absolutely cannot handle this. I CREATE LIFE!!!!!!!!! i can’t tell if i’m too drunk or not drunk enough for this movie

nobody is appreciating this film enough except for me. everything is very good here except the elephant-man splice. that is very very bad actually.

that was the single horniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. i lost at least four IQ points and gained at least a 40% increase in serotonin. god bless us, everyone.

the morning after, i can only apologise for all the types and misspellings (’stature’ instead of ‘statute’ being my least favourite). i was pretty sober but i feel like the film just permanently changed some things in my brain

I’ll never forget seeing this in theatres and being enthralled by Eddie Redmayne dramatically whispering

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Chapters: 34/? Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cullen Rutherford/Original Character(s) Characters: Cassandra Pentaghast, Leliana (Dragon Age), Josephine Montilyet, Male Inquisitor, commander cullen, Iron Bull, Varric Tethras, Cole (Dragon Age), Vivienne (Dragon Age), Blackwall, Solas, Sera (Dragon Age), Dorian Pavus Additional Tags: Eventual Romance, Friendship, The Fade, Flirting, trying to fit in, Eventual Sex, Modern Girl in Thedas, Thedas Series: Part 1 of Our Fallen Angel Summary:

It all started when a woman sat in front of her TV, full intentions of playing her favorite Bioware video game…

Ashlyn Maddox is a simple waitress, in a dusty ‘going nowhere’ town in the middle of no where. A simple waitress that enjoys gaming in her free time. When she sits down to start a new play through on her game, something strange happens. She gets sucked inside the story.

Things immediately spiral out of control when she comes to, face to face with the people who have always been a work of fiction to her. It’ll take everything she has to convince them to believe her story. Let alone trust her. When they find out that she knows the outcome of their trials to come, Ash is given the title of the Inquisitions Prophet.

Ash befriends the Inquisition companions while finding her place in this world she’s only experienced through a controller. The attention of two specific men, however, make her time in the magical world of Thedas worthwhile…

And terrifying.

(Cullen/OC story that’s been stuck in my head for ages! I just hope you all enjoy!)

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