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Instructor Pete Mitchell

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bad idea starters.

  • ❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
  • ❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
  • ❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
  • ❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
  • ❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
  • ❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
  • ❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
  • ❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
  • ❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
  • ❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
  • ❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
  • ❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
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five-word sentences.

  • “ please just let me forget. 
  • c'mon try to guess what.
  • just leave me alone already.
  • no, i’m not going to.
  • you can’t change my mind.
  • my mind is made up.
  • i’m not gonna let you.
  • don’t do that to me.
  • think about what you’re doing.
  • why aren’t you listening now?
  • i want to sleep forever.
  • you need to leave now.
  • i’ll always have your back.
  • now there’s no going back.
  • the view really is spectacular.
  • i didn’t think you’d care.
  • why can’t you trust me?
  • don’t even bother with clothes.
  • i don’t love you anymore.
  • i am a great person.
  • you are a tolerable drunk.
  • exactly, why are you awake?
  • i’m gonna ignore you now.
  • how is that not hilarious?
  • please just calm down now.  
  • i was already calm, asshole.
  • i can see your underwear.
  • i’m afraid you’ll replace me.
  • please stop losing your temper.
  • you can cry if needed.
  • you have to run away.
  • i just wanna be yours.
  • ashes, we all fall down.
  • i’m hoping you’ll understand me.
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send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

  1. aggressive/angry kiss
  2. all over kiss
  3. back kiss
  4. cheek kiss
  5. firm kiss
  6. shy kiss
  7. first kiss
  8. forehead kiss
  9. french kiss
  10. gentle kiss
  11. scar kiss
  12. hand kiss
  13. jawline kiss
  14. last kiss
  15. neck kiss
  16. rain kiss
  17. friendly kiss
  18. chaste kiss
  19. stomach kiss
  20. underwater kiss
  21. upside down kiss
  22. spin the bottle kiss
  23. an eskimo kiss
  24. butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )
  25. a kiss pressed to each fingertip
  26. a kiss on the hairline
  27. a kiss to the temples
  28. a kiss to the corner of the mouth
  29. a kiss to bruised skin
  30. a kiss on the knuckles
  31. Hot, Steamy kiss
  32. Forced Kiss
  33. Nose Kiss
  34. Gentle Peck
  35. Romantic Kiss
  36. Eyelid Kiss
  37. Collarbone Kiss
  38. Chest/Breast Kiss
  39. Kiss Along the Hips
  40. Navel Kiss
  41. Goofy Kiss
  42. Forceful Kiss
  43. Reunion Kiss
  44. Then there’s tongue
  45. Bear Hug
  46. Sleepy hug
  47. Cuddle hug
  48. Unreciprocated hug
  49. “Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug
  50. From behind hug
  51. “Something scared me” hug
  52. The Lift hug
  53. One armed hug
  54. The Leg hug
  55. Friendly hug
  56. The emotional hug
  57. Failed hug
  58. Run and Jump hug
  59. Romantic hug
  60. Side hug
  61. Comforting hug
  62. Family hug
  63. Hug around waist
  64. Clinging hug
  65. ‘’Don’t let go’’ hug
  66. ‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug
  67. Warm hug
  68. Awkward hug
  69. Cold hug
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Top Gun Starters ;

'I feel the need...'
'...the need for speed!'
'Tower, this is ghost rider requesting a fly by.'
'Negative, ghost rider, the pattern is full.'
'Hey ___, you big stud!'
'That's me, honey.'
'Take me to bed or lose me forever.'
'Show me the way home, honey.'
'So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?'
'Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?'
'Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird.'
'I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.'
'Whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?'
'The list is long but distinguished.'
'Yea, well, so is my Johnson.'
'The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
'It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.'
'You can be my wingman any time.'
'Bullshit, you can be mine.'
'Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.'
'Well, I am going to finish my sentence, lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.'
'I heard the best of the best were going to be back here, so uh...'
'This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.'
'This gives me a hard on.'
'Don't tease me.'
'How come I never heard that before?'
'And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!'
'Listen, can I ask you a personal question?'
'Are you a good pilot?'
'I can hold my own.'
'I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out.'
'That son of a bitch cut me off!'
'That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.'
'They gave you your choice of duty, son. Anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?'
'I thought of being an instructor, sir.'
'This is what I call a target-rich environment.'
'Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.'
'What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!'
'You're gonna do what?'
'What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?'
'Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?'
'You'll pick up your RIO when you get to the ship, and if you don't, give me a call. I'll fly with you.'
'I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?'
'The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.'
'You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.'
'I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.'
'It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.'
'Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!'
'You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.'
'You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.'
'That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.'
'Let me ask you something. If you had to go into battle, would you want him with you?'
'What do you mean, "it doesn't look good"? It doesn't get to look any better than that.'
'Great balls of fire!'
'It's only been a few days.'
'You know, he just might not make it back.'
'Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!'
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tom cruise can't act

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        are we playing these silly games again? let me just guess that you         actually are the same person who tormented me on several accounts         not too long ago. if you are, then I needn’t offer you any kind of retort—         but if you’re not that irritating piece of trash, please take a long walk off          of a short pier because I have zero time for your bullshit. tom can act &         I am stunned that anyone would believe otherwise. I will drop kick your         sorry ass a few miles from me if you return to my askbox. good day.   )

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It’s Classified

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        Maverick hung back at the bar a little while longer than the others, watching the brunette in the far corner, who hadn’t spoken a word to anyone upon arrival. Rather, her hand was moving a mile a minute as words splayed across her notepad and as he watched in silence - tipping the bottle back and taking a long gulp of beer to boost his poise in actually approaching her. Some still lingered in the darkened space but once his fellow pilots filtered out, as well as Goose, he took a few strides and perched himself opposite her, a steady grin tugging at his lips. Immediately, her eyes lifted and met his own; chestnut fixed on emerald, as silence settled in once again.

        ‘ Shouldn’t you be kicking back and relaxing like the rest of us? ‘ he spoke up, brows raised in question as if the oddness of it all seemed off-putting, but not enough to keep him away.

       ‘ You mean get drunk until I can no longer see colours and end up sleeping with some hot-shot pilot who I don’t even know? ‘ came her retort, sharp and thorough in her reasoning, completely undaunted by him.

       The pilot knew how to play this game well, as he’d tried and failed many times before, but was hopeful this one wouldn’t have such messy results. She would test him, as most others did, but eventually he figured he’d gain missile lock on what he wanted and there would be little to worry about from that point on, till it crashed and burned, again. The thought alone of screwing up after so many trials gone wrong did lower his ego further; the only time it was near bursting point was when he took control of an aircraft and he believed the sky wasn’t the limit. He watched, patiently, as the woman scribbled something more in her notepad, before snapping it shut.

        ‘ Are you a good pilot? ‘ she suddenly broached a subject that would determine whether or not this could make her list of potentials, or if it was okay to dump it in the trash long before she walked out.

        ‘ I can hold my own, ‘ his answer was sharp, straight to the point and honest in his knowledge of how good of an elite pilot he was, though he left out the finer details of his circus stunts.

        Helene didn’t want to let him off the hook she had pegged him to that easy, though. There was always so much more to learn and any aviation profession could blindly lie about their abilities if it made them feel good about not being as great as they wanted to be. He seemed almost eager to catch her attention however, in waiting until others had dispersed before actually bothering to walk on over and that, to her, screamed a lack of confidence in areas that she knew all about. Perhaps, what he lacked in the idea of love, he made up for with his flying, and that brought an all too pleased smile to her previous blank expression. It was worth a shot, right? there was nothing to lose.

       ‘ Show me, ‘ she teased, moving her pad and pen aside as elbows rested on the tabletop, chin settling into the palm of one hand as she leaned further toward him, waiting on his reaction. ‘ Or is that against your code? Do you boys have handbooks that keep you from doing certain things, or are you free to take to the skies whenever? ‘ there was genuine curiosity in her questions now and it showed clearly in her eyes. She had ceased trying to make fun of him, in favour of getting to know someone who took a liking to her; she felt flattered.

        ‘ It’s classified stuff, but maybe sometime we could take a ride on my wheels, ‘ he suggested, propping elbows up on the table just as she had, before leaning closer to her with a grin. ‘ If you’re lucky, you could up somewhere I don’t always take control, when that’s over, ‘ his smug yet challenging tone caught her a little off guard, but she was not put off by it at all. On the contrary, she was all the more willing to indulge the male and find out exactly what he had in mind, for a relationship so out of the blue. It would no doubt be difficult to keep up with a pilot, for all of their cunning and fast-paced living, but the excitement that presented itself hand in hand with him was powerful.

       Helene didn’t offer him another word after that, instead, choosing to toss her own smile back at him, showing a set of pearly whites as she closed that gap between them, missing his mouth with full intention and pressing a peck to his nose. Pulling away fast enough to catch the dazed look in his eyes after expecting a proper seal of their deal, the pilot reached across the table, clasped her shirt and tugged, enough to bring his mouth to hers and he lingered there until she would need to catch a breath. Eyes had bugged at the contact, but she wasn’t mad. Still, she thrived on the energy flowing through her as he made it quite clear what sort of relationship they were going to have.

      ‘ Can I drive you home? ‘ she asked, doe-eyed in the gaze that jumped from his mouth, to his eyes & back again in such a short space of time. ‘ Or.. I mean, back to your quarters? ‘ she hesitated, a blush spreading over her cheeks at the obvious mistake, but quickly brushing it off as though it never happened.

     ‘ Shouldn’t I be asking you that? ‘ he chuckled, dropping his hand as he stood and reaching for her wrist, to pull her up, too. ‘ I’ll give you a ride. Just tell me where, ‘ tossing a wink, a flash of a smile that was already churning a world of trouble inside her and with another tug, he got her to move toward the door with him.

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    I get so mad when I’m reminded of the fact that Tom was     as old as I am now when he starred in Top Gun .. it’s like..     why am I not that pretty.

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Top Gun Starters ;

'I feel the need...'
'...the need for speed!'
'Tower, this is ghost rider requesting a fly by.'
'Negative, ghost rider, the pattern is full.'
'Hey ___, you big stud!'
'That's me, honey.'
'Take me to bed or lose me forever.'
'Show me the way home, honey.'
'So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?'
'Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?'
'Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird.'
'I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.'
'Whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?'
'The list is long but distinguished.'
'Yea, well, so is my Johnson.'
'The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
'It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.'
'You can be my wingman any time.'
'Bullshit, you can be mine.'
'Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.'
'Well, I am going to finish my sentence, lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.'
'I heard the best of the best were going to be back here, so uh...'
'This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.'
'This gives me a hard on.'
'Don't tease me.'
'How come I never heard that before?'
'And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!'
'Listen, can I ask you a personal question?'
'Are you a good pilot?'
'I can hold my own.'
'I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out.'
'That son of a bitch cut me off!'
'That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.'
'They gave you your choice of duty, son. Anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?'
'I thought of being an instructor, sir.'
'This is what I call a target-rich environment.'
'Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.'
'What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!'
'You're gonna do what?'
'What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?'
'Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?'
'You'll pick up your RIO when you get to the ship, and if you don't, give me a call. I'll fly with you.'
'I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?'
'The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.'
'You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.'
'I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.'
'It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.'
'Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!'
'You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.'
'You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.'
'That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.'
'Let me ask you something. If you had to go into battle, would you want him with you?'
'What do you mean, "it doesn't look good"? It doesn't get to look any better than that.'
'Great balls of fire!'
'It's only been a few days.'
'You know, he just might not make it back.'
'Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!'
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