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Beep Beep

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I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want the apes to look good. I just want-

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insaneostyle

What if you 🫵 were a professional 🪓 executioner 🥷🏿⚰️in the 16th century 🕯️that lived as an outcast🥀😷 from polite society🤡 and I 💁‍♀️was condemned👨‍⚖️⚖️to death💀 for poisoning 🧪🤮a corrupt 😒local authority👮‍♂️ and you 🥰were tasked with decapitating me 😱🫨but when you went to move my hair💆‍♀️ away from my neck we locked eyes 👀 😍 and you proposed 😳💍 and we got married 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️💒 right there on the gallows because a priest was already there to hear my last confession 🙏 and we rode off 🎠 into the sunset 🌅?? Haha 🤣what if??🙈👀 👉👈🥺

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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

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gwydionmisha

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

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