*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

Me: *sees a man with muscular arms* :ooooo

Me, 5 sec later: *sees a woman with muscular arms*

@doobl3s

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

@ bugs

u have no morals

this gives being thirsty for water a whole new meaning