real gamers don’t play video games

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

Open RP

“Fat dog….where are you my friend..?”

“Tell me again…..tell me again about the pasta!”

“iss pretty good stuff my man”

My Main Goal Is To Blow Up

And Then Act Like I Dont KNOW Nobody

haunghaugnahguaghuagnguahng

Mozart

this kid is living in 2057

This kid just activated a Russian sleeper agent somewhere

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

i love that victory slide

He showed his failures, his frustrations and then HIT THAT SHIT.

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

this post is one of the most cursed I have ever laid eyes on

what happened here

HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this. 

these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………

Jaws is the hero of the movie Jaws. They wouldn’t name the movie after him if he wasn’t.

rewatching jaws i realize I am correct, Jaws is the hero for eating these Martha’s Vineyard fucks and the true villain is, i guess, capitalism

let’s hear it for jaws the shark from the movie jaws

lol

“Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv)

These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! They’re so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for them! Here are reasons why:

1) They use all sorts of chemicals (like formaldehyde, arsenic, and bleach) to preserve them and make them look white and nice for your dog.

2) Not only do they use glue to keep the shape of the bone the way it is, but the thing basically IS glue. It’s so preserved, that when a dog eats it, it keeps it’s goopiness and can harden in the dog’s stomach, causing blockages. I’ve heard dozens of stories of dogs having to go to the ER to get these surgically removed from their intestines.

3) When they’re not chewed properly, the edges can be sharp and cause tearing in your dog’s stomach lining.

4) THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL DOGS, CAUSE SEIZURES, ALL SORTS OF OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

There are natural alternatives, like tendons, bones, antlers, bully sticks/pizzle sticks, or vege chews. They ARE more expensive, but they are worth the money.

YEP

reblog to save a dog’s life