bitch: *takes 1 psych class* you bite your nails because you hate your dad

date someone who’s voice can make you feel calm

my mom: *serves lemonade with Sunday dinner* me: *picks up the pitcher and drops it on my dad’s head*

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

WOW STOP

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

this is so wild

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

Going back and reading all your dramatic texts you sent from when you were upset 

men r ugly …. not my man but i see these other men hurting my girls and all i can think is how ugly