— Vincent van Gogh (via goodreadss)

steve “drama queen” rogers

a very tired Geralt

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Sass Master Geralt of Rivia

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i wonder if part of the reason geralt is so against saying jaskier is his friend is cause like

I have no friends = cool sexy loner with no attachments

I have one friend = sad loner whose only friend is a chucklefuck with a lute

Geralt: I’m a witcher. I have no friends.

Yennefer: actually you have one friend. he’s standing over there.

Jaskier: hi

Jaskier: if you count Roach he has two friends :)

Yennefer: …….you have two friends, one of whom is a horse.

Geralt: oh fuck you

Geralt: well at least I have friends

Yennefer: oh that’s low :(

Jaskier: I’ll be your friend

Geralt: ha! now he’s your problem! and I have no friends

Jaskier: wait that’s not how that works

Geralt: *already running away into the woods*

Jaskier: geralt come back, geralt do you thINK THAT’S HOW FRIENDSHIP WORKS

Hestia: Treat spiders how you’d want to be treated.

Athena: Killed without hesitation.

You’re looking at four counts of murder. That’s a death penalty crime in Ohio.

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

Frank’s idea of fixing things

me trying to comfort my friends