Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!

Please-a open the door!

Open up-a! Hehe!

Please

Does anyone know what happened?

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

Pokemon games

THIS BITCH ON 16 AND PREGNANT HAS A TEXT SIGNATURE THAT SAYS “I love him so much… {10.27}” like how old are you………………………..

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

angry birds gave us our rights

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

Kind of like a butthole!

thanks