had a great time at the tai.../fob show at wrigley field last night. three different people (including william and adam's literal wife sent pictures of my shirt to mike). i continue to be tai...'s strongest soldier.
thanks to @dirt-mccracken and @washingtonsqpark for convincing me to go and especially thanks to @dirt-mccracken for convincing me to bring this shirt out of retirement
until next time!
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Duvets are always wandering around the duvet cover like the uterus of a Victorian woman diagnosed with hysteria
girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack
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I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
honk honk
i cant stay silent any longer. in 2018, i loaned william beckett $35 and he still hasn't paid me back.
he is risen indeed
