being weird's all I've got

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

oh this post’s back

HUGE win for annoying people

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

[Image ID: A tweet from @NoahGarfinkel that reads: “Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?” “No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.” End ID]

I'm alive because they made me alive. It's the connections that I made with all of them, and it's a feeling of joy. I'm happy to do this. (insp. via @igotublue)

Quick doodle. 💕

This... is sobering.

(And I'm sorry, but also dreadfully funny in that particular "I'm A Former Medical/Nursing Person And I'd Have Given Serious Money To Be There And See This Happening Live" sort of way.)

gay.

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Wasn't going to reblog but the picture got me lads

These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

Self-care Sunday: Does anyone else feel like they need more concrete instructions than "just let go" of intrusive thoughts? Hunter Clark-Fields (author of Raising Good Humans) explains that the reason labeling thoughts works to help let them go is because the process activates the prefrontal cortex---the part of the brain responsible for logic, reason, and decision-making, i.e. the part of the brain that's good at focusing and setting emotions aside. It's been really helpful in my meditation practice to notice where my thoughts go, give them a label, and find it easier to refocus on the present. Labeling thoughts isn't just helpful during meditation! It's a useful practice at any time of day when you notice unwanted thoughts cropping up. The key is in the noticing.