There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

I needed this so much.

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

USA Problem #46

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Successful market trip 🍆🍋🍅🍌 So many goodies… Week In My Life Vlog will hopefully be up tomorrow👋🏼

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(via granolarunner)

Taking off a sweaty sports bra is the worst thing

(via hatin)

I’m the type of friend that’s down to sit in the car with you at 3am and talk about whatever

fit-lifting-girl Follow the Fit Bitch!

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

A drunk girl once held my hand and kissed my cheeks because she overheard me tell my friend that I had just broken up with one of my boyfriends and it made her sad.

Drunk girls are the best.