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@frederbee / frederbee.tumblr.com

I'm not going anywhere. Please also find me on Ao3 and Twitter @frederbee, and instagram @frederbee29 (because I can't get back into my original instagram @frederbee due to a goof lol)
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ursaspecter

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature ๐Ÿ™„

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman ๐Ÿ˜…

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans ๐Ÿ‘

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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pussyronin

time for tunes! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ’˜

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connectingโ€ฆ Unable To Connect! ๐Ÿ˜ข Tithe Pool Empty! ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”‹

ughhhh... fine ๐Ÿ™„ (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbledโ€”for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Receivedโ€ผ๏ธ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽถ

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

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maykitz

orc mating season has begun

the half-elven halfling's village:

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despazito
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bartex-x

this is a shadow of Sky Tower, the tallest building in the city of Wrocล‚aw (Poland), regarded as the city's penis.

it does indeed look like one. it is also so tall and in such a flat area that you can easily see it from kilometers away. and at all times the penis shadow is cast upon the oblivious sheeple.

Official Pole of Poland Post

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haunthouse

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i canโ€™t focus on the very important message here because iโ€™m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the โ€œasked youโ€ notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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second favorite part of 2005 pride and prejudice is when lizzy tells darcy that lydia ran off with wickham and heโ€™s like โ€œcan i helpโ€ and sheโ€™s like โ€œnoโ€ and heโ€™s like โ€œthen i have to go do something unrelated immediatelyโ€ and she totally falls for it

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Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

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sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

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illisidifan

This is why sheโ€™s my favorite author.

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petermorwood

Check out โ€œBarry Lyndonโ€, a film whose period interiors were famously shot by period lamp-and-candle lighting (director Stanley Kubrick had to source special lenses with which to do it).

More recently, some scenes in โ€œWolf Hallโ€ were also shot with period live-flame lighting and IIRC until they got used to it, actors had to be careful how they moved across the sets. However, itโ€™s very atmospheric: thereโ€™s one scene where Cromwell is sitting by the fire, brooding about his association with Henry VIII while the candles in the room are put out around him. The effect is more than just visual.

As someone (I think it was Terry Pratchett) once said: โ€œYou always need enough light to see how dark it is.โ€

A demonstration of getting that out of balance happened in later seasons of โ€œGame of Thronesโ€, most infamously in the complaint-heavy โ€œBattle of Winterfellโ€ episode, whose cinematographer claimed the poor visibility was because โ€œa lot of people donโ€™t know how to tune their TVs properlyโ€.

So it was nothing to do with him at all, oh dear me no. Wottapillock. Needing to retune a TV to watch one programme but not others shows where the fault lies, and itโ€™s not in the TV.

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We live in rural West Wicklow, Ireland, and itโ€™s 80% certain that when we have a storm, a branch or even an entire tree will fall onto a power line and our lights will go out.

Usually the engineers have things fixed in an hour or two, but that can be a long dark time in the evenings or nights of October through February, so we always know where the candles and matches are and the oil lamp is always full.

We also know from experience how much reading can be done by candle-light, and itโ€™s more than youโ€™d think, once thereโ€™s a candle right behind you with its light falling on the pages.

You get more light than youโ€™d expect from both candles and lamps, because for one thing, eyes adapt to dim light. @dduaneโ€‹ says she can sometimes hear my irises dilating. Yeah, sureโ€ฆ

For another thing lamps can have accessories. Hereโ€™s an example: reflectors to direct light out from the wall into the room. Iโ€™ve tried this with a shiny foil pie-dish behind our own Very Modern Swedish Design oil lamp, and it works.

Smooth or parabolic reflectors concentrate their light (for a given value of concentrate, which is a pretty low value at that) while flatter fluted ones like these scatter the light over a wider area, though itโ€™s less bright as a result:

This candle-holder has both a reflector and a magnifying lens, almost certainly to illuminate close or even medical work of some sort rather than light a room.

And then thereโ€™s this, which a lot of people saw and didnโ€™t recognise, because itโ€™s often described in tones of librarian horror as a beverage in the rare documents collection.

There IS a beverage, thatโ€™s in the beaker, but the spherical bottle is a light magnifier, and Gandalf would arrange a candle behind it for close study.

Hereโ€™s one being used - with a lightbulb - by a woodblock carver.

And hereโ€™s the effect it produces.

Hereโ€™s a four-sphere version used with a candle (all the fittings can be screwed up and down to get the candle and magnifiers properly lined up) and another one in use by a lacemaker.

Finally, hereโ€™s something I tried last night in our own kitchen, using a water-filled decanter. Itโ€™s not perfectly spherical so didnโ€™t create the full effect, but it certainly impressed me, especially since Iโ€™d locked the camera so its automatic settings didnโ€™t change to match light levels.

This is the effect with candles placed โ€œnormallyโ€.

But when one candle is behind the sphere, this happens.

ย It also threw a long teardrop of concentrated light across the worktop; the photos of the woodcarver show that much better.

Poor-people lighting involved things like rushlights or tallow dips. They were awkward things, because they didnโ€™t last long, needed constant adjustment, didnโ€™t give much light and were smelly. But they were cheap, and thatโ€™s what mattered most.

Theyโ€™re often mentioned in historical and fantasy fiction but seldom explained: a rushlight is a length of spongy pith from inside a rush plant, dried then dipped in tallow (or lard, or mutton-fat), hence both its names.

Hereโ€™s Jason Kingsley making one.

@lurkinglurkerwholurks look itโ€™s Cherryh of the Cuckooโ€™s Egg!

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flame-shadow

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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kiradical

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

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