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Hetalia Sucks

@hetalia-hating-tom / hetalia-hating-tom.tumblr.com

This blog is an archive. Hetalia-Hating-Tom has been retired, at least for the meantime. I may still pop in and answer asks from time to time.
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(Lately I find myself reminiscing on this blog a lot...ahhh, good times. This whole shtick escalated so quickly but in such a positive way.) 

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Anonymous asked:

hey, just a random question: why exactly do u hate hetalia and hetalians? i mean, isnt it okay to have things u like? u can still ignore them, if u dont like them....(sure, i dont realy share this whole 'down with hetalia' thing, so i should probably ignore this blog too, but still im curious to know the reason....)

I hate Hetalia because it sucks. Like, my entire blog is dedicated to explaining why. Shit writing, gay ass characters, fanservice that makes me question my sexuality, you name it. Yeah, some people with garbage taste might still like it, but that's why this blog exists to educate them. I'm doing them a favor, see. I'm helping them to realize that their anime is completely irredeemable garbage so that they move on to something of higher taste, such as Boko no Pico or School Days. They'll thank me later.

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Anonymous asked:

I don't know if you're joking or...? Is your hate for this fandom real or are you being a troll...?

My hate is so real it has consumed my very being. It is my soul. It is my one and only reason to be.

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yes i agree hetalia is 100% awful trash *kicks dvds under bed* YOU DIDNT SEE SHIT

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Oh wow a closeted Hetalian. Once my Hetalia Hating Party seizes democratic totalitarian control of this nation, I'm going to send those like you to a reform camp.

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

After much consideration, I have decided that I will soon be retiring Hetalia Hating Tom.

Simply put, my reason being is that I’ve grown weary of the joke, and I get the impression most others have as well. I can’t really think of anything creative or new for the character. I’ve just run out of steam for it, and I see no reason to beat a dead horse. 

As I’ve met many awesome users through this blog, I’m willing to let any mutuals who message me privately know what my personal URL is. I’m not posting it publicly, however, for purposes of anonymity.

I shall also leave this blog up as an archive, and just in case I get hit with a jolt of inspiration one day and decide to start the blog again. While I don’t see that happening any time soon, you guys can feel free to continue following just in case, if you want. 

It truly was a blast, and considering how I originally started this blog as a quick laugh at my cousin’s expense, I’m grateful to the Hetalia fandom for making this blog such a success. You guys are amazing. 

Thank you all so much. 

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Hetalia fans when world stars first came out: more prussia please
Hetalia fans now: no not like this
Prussia is a gay shitface
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  • Character: South Korea/Im Yong Soo
  • Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
  • Reason for Being Hated: The South Korean government hates him enough to send the creator death threats for portraying their country as a “pervert” and because during WW2 when the anime takes place, Korea was forced to become part of the Japanese Empire.

I'm moving to South Korea. It actually knows how much Hetalia sucks unlike this weeaboo nation. 

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It’s not about men or women.
Nobody should ever hit anyone.
Nobody should ever rape anyone.
Nobody should ever murder anyone.
Nobody should ever beat anyone.
Nobody should ever threaten anyone.
Nobody should ever insult anyone.
Nobody should ever make anyone uncomfortable.
Nobody should ever touch anyone without their consent.
Nobody should ever steal from anyone.
Nobody should ever humiliate anyone.

Unless said person is a Hetalia fan. Then it's perfectly okay. 

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Reblog and say which fandoms you hate most

The ones I hate are:

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Homestuck, Gravity Falls, Bronies, Koopas and Mario kart (jesus christ), Five Nights ast Freddy’s and Creepypasta, Hetalia and Black Butler (DONT HATE ME)

I believe in miracles,

Where you from?

You sexy thing?

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I don't care if you're black or white, rich or poor, liberal or conservative, disabled or abled, gay or straight. If you watch Hetalia, I hate you, you weeaboo trash.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John F. Kennedy and me all agree.

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