Donaldson brings the entire team out of the dugout.

NHL + @pakaIupapito

#85 STRIKE OUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

Had beer. Smoked an entire cigarette. Done drugs.  Written on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat Been pregnant. Camped out. Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini. Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to summer school. Got worse than a D. Got A’s  and B’s. Read an entire book. Recorded my own music. Had an xbox. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. Wore fishnets. Wore skinny jeans. Hated someone. Been cheated on. Cheated on someone. Practiced Christianity/Catholicism. Worn makeup. Lied to my parents about where I was going. Had surgery. Had my license. Been to college. Attempted suicide. Self harmed. Worn colored contacts. Painted my nails black. Broken someone’s heart. Had my heart broken. Cried for an hour straight. Lost something very valuable. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. Broke a bone. Gotten stung by a bee. Eaten something bad/expired. Threw up from being so drunk. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. Danced with someone of the same sex. Owned an ipod. Danced with someone of the opposite sex. Owned an iphone. Fell for a best friend. Stole a friend’s significant other.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away. Had a job. Been fired. Lied to a friend. Lied to a family member. Had a Facebook. Posted a video on Youtube. Started a rumor about someone. Talked bad about someone. Dropped out of school. Deliberately failed a test. Been skinny dipping. Counted to a million. Counted to a thousand. Ate rabbit meat. Ate duck meat. Had fast food. Been to Church. Been to Canada. Been married. Had a divorce. Broke a glass. Hugged someone today. Texted someone today. Received a phone call today. Threw something out of the window. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. Wish you were somebody else. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. Been to a concert. Seen your favorite band live. Met a celebrity. Met your favorite band. Own more than 10 CD’s.

Sorry, not sorry

KWEEN CALI ANN KERSHAW SURVEYING ALL THE DADS OF THE DUM DUMS SHE’S GONNA STRIKE OUT IN THE 2040 WORLD SERIES GET INTO IT

375 hockey logos!

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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